This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

[Cosimo]

Moley and monobrow lol

What a pair of losers.

 

[estebanrey]

I think you're overestimating him a tad.

It's not him you need to worry about. But he looks like one of those typical 'rude boys' to me, skinny midget with a square haircut that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag but thinks he's hard because he's got 20 other like-minded idiots that go around in packs and attack people with numerical advantage (or worse use a knife).

Either way, I wouldn't want to take the risk of knowing the OP had had more trouble because a few people on here wanted to entertain themselves for a few minutes by winding the guy up.

 

[MookJong]

One of the best threads in all my time at OcUK, amazing stuff.

Just had a look through his YouTube channel and flicker, dear god.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

Cliffnotes anyone?

Details

CMON!! FILL US IN

Nevermind read all 20 pageS hahahahhaha!

 

[DJDaz]

Police dig through Moley's lair.....
Police find stack of other hot goods......
Police also find evidence of 'suspicious activities/planning'.....
Moley ends up wearing orange jump suit.....
OP cracks terrorist cell.....
OcUK forums gets big shiny gong in recognition....
Scarlett Johanson pays 'special visit' to all thread posters.....

disclaimer........some or non of the above statements / outcomes may or may not happen...

Posting for special visit from Scarlett Johansson

 

[deadite66]

Burglary victim’s mission to track stolen phone becomes online hit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/984...to-track-stolen-phone-becomes-online-hit.html

 

[Herman Gelmet]

Burglary victim’s mission to track stolen phone becomes online hit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/984...to-track-stolen-phone-becomes-online-hit.html

"As the officers banged on the door Mr Kay took a video on his phone and could see that the man, who they nicknamed “moley” because of distinctive marks on his face, had turned all the lights off in his flat."
lol

 

[Robbo]

Burglary victim’s mission to track stolen phone becomes online hit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/984...to-track-stolen-phone-becomes-online-hit.html

Epic.

 

[Twentyone]

"As the officers banged on the door Mr Kay took a video on his phone and could see that the man, who they nicknamed “moley” because of distinctive marks on his face, had turned all the lights off in his flat."

Hahahaha, this is great.

I wonder how many people have bought Cerberus the last couple of days.

 

[Edrof]

Great stuff!

 

[Herman Gelmet]

Hahahaha, this is great.

I wonder how many people have bought Cerberus the last couple of days.

So far I have sold 948 licences




























JK

 

[gillywibble]

How could this thread get any better?

 

[Twentyone]

How could this thread get any better?

The thief finds it, signs up and starts posting?

 

[ringo747]

Wow, this did make the papers! Absolutely brilliant.

 

[ins0mn1ac]

Cerberus devs will love you Mr.Kay and OCUK got a fair bit of mentioning too!

 

[Uncle Petey]

A quarter of a million views is not the same as a quarter of a million people viewing.

Saying that though, there are currently 3000+ non-members viewing GD right now, so, erm... Hi!

 

[Helios1234]

That is brilliant seeing it in the news!

 

[Uncle Petey]

As the officers banged on the door Mr Kay took a video on his phone and could see that the man, who they nicknamed “moley” because of distinctive marks on his face, had turned all the lights off in his flat.

But later that night he revealed to his online followers that “Moley” had said that he bought the phone for £75 cash from somebody he had bumped into.

Oh God, I'm dying here

 

[Arazi]

I have been reading this forum for 10 years, i hardly post as you can see but read every night.

I agree with some comments that this could easily be a film it was that good, I have read it from page 1, ups and downs, twists and turns and some of the funniest comments ever, and i am convinced the OP did string us out a few times but it made the thread even more entertaining.

King of threads
Well done OP and OcUK

 

[Richie]

Only downside is that Cerberus is now higher profile so people will keep an eye out for it.... For it to be effective, you need to root the phone and integrate it into the ROM. The only way to remove it then is to flash a new ROM.