Thoughts about death

Wake up one morning and i'v turned in to two separate entities witch one is an eye and one is just an ear, so I have no way of communicating with the other half of myself, but my wife just finds an eye and an ear on my pillow, I can see and hear her scream, but i'm just an eye and an ear, there's nothing I can do to console her.
She chucks me as an eye and ear in quicksand.

I'm dead.
 
Quick and painless please if we are making requests. Not messy either, don't want some poor sod having to sweep me off the road :eek:

As anyone who has witnessed the slow demise from cancer and similar I'd like to avoid that. It's heartbreaking and I'm sure in the future they'll look back at this period and think we were barbaric for letting people suffer the way we do.
 
Calling 8-Pack a pansy... to his face... on live TV/Twitch-stream....!!! :p

The guilt would kill you right? The terrible, overwhelming guilt as you see the look of hurt and betrayal on his face, as a single tear forms in the corner of his eye, that would kill you stone dead (you monster)?
 
Unknowingly.

An instant surprise where I'm dead before I realise there's even a possibility of dying
 
Geez OP. Hope you get some good days dude.

I think the best way to go would be to die while sleeping.
 
I've always thought that my father had one of the "best" deaths you could have - fighting cancer for years, he went out for a picnic with my mum, who was his teenage girlfriend and together ever since, in the countryside, then simply collapsed after they got home and never woke up again. I can't begin to imagine how my mum felt, but if I had to leave this earth, I'd want it to be a day spent like that.
 
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