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Gedalia_w

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An oldy but goldy!

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
 
Ok, how about this one then?

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss (an american chocolate) in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
 
Gedalia_w said:
Ok, how about this one then?

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss (an american chocolate) in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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:eek:

OMG
 
Gedalia_w said:
Ok, how about this one then?

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss (an american chocolate) in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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lollerskates :D
 
Gedalia_w said:
Ok, how about this one then?

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss (an american chocolate) in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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:mad: Tea all over my desk now :D
 
Bauer Fact for the Day:

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

I'm trying to limit myself to one a day - its really difficult!
 
AthlonTom said:
Bauer Fact for the Day:

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

I'm trying to limit myself to one a day - its really difficult!
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WTF :confused:

have you posted in the wrong thread or summit?
 
AthlonTom said:
Bauer Fact for the Day:

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

I'm trying to limit myself to one a day - its really difficult!
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Both jokes suck bigtime, so please stop before i come over and whack you over the head repeatedly :p:D
 
Spawn said:
Both jokes suck bigtime, so please stop before i come over and whack you over the head repeatedly :p:D
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Just for that highly offensive comment, here is a highly offensive joke.

A rabbi is given a huge honour and is sent to some hotel in another city.
When he gets there, a beautiful naked girl is lying on the bed. He says "who
are you?" and she says "I am just a little extra present from your boss."
Furiously he rings his boss and says "I am a respected man in the community,
I am very angry with you for doing this!" The girl gets up and starts
getting dressed. The rabbi says "Where are you going? I am not angry with
you..."
 
You win some you lose most. Due to popular demand, here is my last joke for the forseeable future. You may now breath a sigh of relief :D

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I''m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."
 
Gedalia_w said:
Just for that highly offensive comment, here is a highly offensive joke.

A rabbi is given a huge honour and is sent to some hotel in another city.
When he gets there, a beautiful naked girl is lying on the bed. He says "who
are you?" and she says "I am just a little extra present from your boss."
Furiously he rings his boss and says "I am a respected man in the community,
I am very angry with you for doing this!" The girl gets up and starts
getting dressed. The rabbi says "Where are you going? I am not angry with
you..."
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Hmmm slightly better but still pretty **** poor though :p

EDIT: Last one...getting better but still :/
 
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