Thursday Joke

CliffyBiro · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:27

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you again next month.

Fenris · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:29

Django x2 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:32

Oh dear Lord!

Paul11 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:35

Lucero said:
Oh dear Lord!

+1111111111

mac1st3 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:35

Used tampon = Vampire's teabag

The Dread Pirate · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:37

Fenris · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:37

This thread has warped my fragile little mind.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:37

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

Laney88 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:39

Oh dear /sigh no lulz yet.

Mat · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:39

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

The Dread Pirate · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:39

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

*Yawn*

Oxide™ · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:40

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

a chuckle for you sir

antijoke · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:41

skippi90 said:
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

Pass the tea bag.

Fixed.

Paul11 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:43

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

LOL

that got a laugh from me.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:45

Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.

Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living crap out of him.

Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well.

azuli · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:46

I see everyone uses the same site for their jokes

Oxide™ · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:47

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.

Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living crap out of him.

Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well.

this is horrendously weak

Django x2 · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:50

Two nuns go out on a cycling day. Going down a cobbled street one nun says

"I've not come this way before"

The other replies:

"Must be the cobbles!"

antijoke · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:50

A colleague of mine asked me how to spell patience, I told her to Google it to which she replied she doesn't know how to spell it as she was dyslexic, I told her to Goggle it then.

The Dread Pirate · 18 Mar 2010 at 14:53

anticonscience said:
A colleague of mine asked me how to spell patience, I told her to Google it to which she replied she doesn't know how to spell it as she was dyslexic, I told her to Goggle it then.