Thursday 'jump on a joke' thread!

A couple are sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home. He turns up with a massive smile on his face and proudly announces "I've just had sex for the first time!".

His Dad, beaming, says "Great, I'll buy you that bike you wanted as a celebration but you'll have to wait until payday".

The son turns to him and says "That's okay, I can't ride it yet anyway - my arse is still sore"

:p
 
stukacat said:
paddy is laying kerbstones when a bloke gets out of a flash car in nice clothes.paddy says you must have a good job to have a car and clothes like that.what do you do for a living. the bloke replys i do micro enginering.i have to make calculations to the nearest 1000th of a millimeter.paddy says youd be no good on these kerbstones they have to be spot on...
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I get it.
 
Lashout_UK said:
A couple are sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home. He turns up with a massive smile on his face and proudly announces "I've just had sex for the first time!".

His Dad, beaming, says "Great, I'll buy you that bike you wanted as a celebration but you'll have to wait until payday".

The son turns to him and says "That's okay, I can't ride it yet anyway - my arse is still sore"

:p
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I lol'd :D
 
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