Man walks into a bar. He orders a beer and sits down on a stool. After a few minutes of looking around, he notes a large jar on a shelf behind the bar, stuffed full of £10 notes. The guy looks and reckons there must be £15k in it so asks the barman.
"What's with the jar"
"Pay a tenner and find out the challenges, if you pass, you get the whole jar and all the cash! Them's the rules, take it or leave it"
The man thinks about it and replies by passing his tenner over the bar.
"Right, firstly I have a bottle of spiced Tequila. Down in one WITHOUT crying or throwing up" says the barman. The guy looks worried.
"Next, there is a pitbull out the back with a rotten tooth. Pull it out." The guy just looks shocked at this point.
"Finally, there is a 92 year-old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. Resolve that situation". The guy looks at the barman and tells him he must be mad and that he thinks it's a rip-off. "Those are the rules" the barman replies.
After another 5 pints, the man is feeling brave. "Bring it on - where's the Tequila???"
The barman passes the bottle and the man down's it in one, struggling to keep it together. He manages, just, to stop himself throwing up all over the bar and doesn't shed a tear. Bouyed by this victory, he heads out to the back yard. By now a small crowd has gathered in the bar. They hear "yelp, yelp, growl, scream..........whimper whimper" Nothing.
5 minutes pass and just as the barman gets ready to phone an abulance, the door opens and the man emerges, clothes torn and bloodied. After catching his breath, he shouts
"RIGHT!!! Where's this old woman with the rotten tooth then???"
