Thursdays Joke

stevenazari1 said:
one day willy was shopping.
he bought 2 celeries, a brocolli, 3 tomatoes and a jacket potatoe
he went home and put them away. 2 hours later he felt hungry.
so he put the vegetables in a pot, added water and cooked for an hour.
he came back and his food was ready
he opened the lid and with the steam out popped a genie....
"I am vegenie! I will grant you 3 wishes!"
"car, money, woman!"
"DONE!"
and with a clap and pop willy ran outside and there was a car
in his wallet was money and in his living room was a giant baking potatoe.
puzzled willy went back to the pot and opened it and said
"where's my woman?" to which the genie replied
"stfu noob"
so the man ate vegenie and he was delightful.
that night the giant baking potatoe crushed willy.
the end
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Fail?

Open the front door of your house - take a step outside and have a word with yourself :p


Kyle009 said:
first joke was excellent! :D
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Thank you, am here Thur - Mon :p
 
stevenazari1 said:
one day willy was shopping.
he bought 2 celeries, a brocolli, 3 tomatoes and a jacket potatoe
he went home and put them away. 2 hours later he felt hungry.
so he put the vegetables in a pot, added water and cooked for an hour.
he came back and his food was ready
he opened the lid and with the steam out popped a genie....
"I am vegenie! I will grant you 3 wishes!"
"car, money, woman!"
"DONE!"
and with a clap and pop willy ran outside and there was a car
in his wallet was money and in his living room was a giant baking potatoe.
puzzled willy went back to the pot and opened it and said
"where's my woman?" to which the genie replied
"stfu noob"
so the man ate vegenie and he was delightful.
that night the giant baking potatoe crushed willy.
the end
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I couldn't quite decide for this so have a selection :)



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