Tiger Woods - car crash

[Washout]

He should retire anyway. Past his peak at this point.

Yeah, I mean it's been what? A year and a half since he last won a major? pft, scrapheap.

 

[Fubsy]

Rumours are he was picking his nose at the time and was distracted by a double bogie.

This is by far the best post in the thread.

All the best to Tiger though, it must be awful to smash your legs up in such a way. Hopefully he makes a good recovery and his quality of life isn't harmed too much.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

He was working so hard to get over injury, it just doesn't seem a fair way for his career to finally go. Does this mean he'll have a new handicap?

 

[200sols]

Yeah, I mean it's been what? A year and a half since he last won a major? pft, scrapheap.

He's very hit and miss now because of his back. He used to be sublime, doubt we see anyone like him again.

 

[Participant]

He should retire anyway. Past his peak at this point.

Yeah he'll only earn £100 million every year now instead of £200m. He should definitely jack it in.

 

[Lopéz]

He was working so hard to get over injury, it just doesn't seem a fair way for his career to finally go. Does this mean he'll have a new handicap?

No, THIS is the best post in this thread.

 

[McGraw]

He should have been driving a stable Ford.

 

[wingman]

Rumours are he was picking his nose at the time and was distracted by a double bogie.

Just close the thread, it's peaked

 

[BUDFORCE]

 

[Bubo]

Drama in the operating theatre as a rookie surgeon nearly botched the first incision! But sighs of relief were heard as he narrowly made the cut.

 

[Hades]

I thought he was supposed to be a great driver?

 

[FoxEye]

I thought he was supposed to be a great driver?

He did what he's been trained to do. Found a hole and drove his Golf into it

On a serious note, isn't this par for the course for US driving standards?

 

[RevBillyG]

Should've driven a Caddy

 

[kinetic747]

If you think that the irreverent puns on here are bad, I read on a U.S. forum that the crash was caused by tyre trouble, (or tire as they spell it over there), the poster said that apparently he’d got a hole in one.

Nope, I heard something even worse. Apparently he was distracted by an albatross that flew into the windscreen.

 

[Hagar]

As long as it was not nine shots over par at the 19th.

 

[peterwalkley]

NOT drink or drugs related. Police are just treating it as an accident. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56193243

 

[R.P.L]

Tiger Woods and cars - not a good combination apparently.

 

[FoxEye]

NOT drink or drugs related. Police are just treating it as an accident. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56193243

He possibly had a hole in one of his tyres.

 

[peterwalkley]

He possibly had a hole in one of his tyres.

Would certainly explain why the usual cover drive straight down the freeway ended up in the rough.

 

[ZXSpectrum]

He's very hit and miss now because of his back. He used to be sublime, doubt we see anyone like him again.

Yeah i remember seeing him at Lytham at the Open in 96 i think and he was amazing but seeing that power in his game you could see that he was going to suffer later in his career.