Time to nuke the UK from orbit

It's a harmless spider.

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Tephnos said:
This is why space programs need to get a move on, so we can move to a planet where these buggers don't exist.
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Imagine going to a planet where these are 3ft tall and intelligent enough to eventually communicate with us, I bet there'd be some nutters who form intimate relationships with them.
 
I had this massive spider jump on me at night lol.. I felt something walking over my chest, woke up and bam this thing is just sitting there looking right into my eyes :D little poop.. not sure where it ran off tho but I went to sleep no problems..

the above don't seem that big either, 22mm is not that big and bee-sting like bite is not so bad when you compare it to some of the top spiders in the world ;)
 
I don't know what to class myself as, I'm not arachnophibic, I can watch videos of spiders and am not affected by small ones, but practically **** myself when I see a slightly bigger one.

For some reason I think that one is damn beautiful, look at it. It moves so fast though.

Zbornak said:
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I woke up with a fairly large spider in my mouth once. I was too tired to have a panic attack, and just spat it across the room and went back to sleep with a shudder. :p
 
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What worse is that beneath the web, to the rear you can see the legs of another creeping about, perhaps even bigger.

There's more than one!!!!!!!!!!
 
So spider with a bite similar to a bee sting if you annoy it. Cool lets kill all the bees and wasps too and while we are at it lets wipe out stinging nettles too.

Jesus what a bunch of lady parts
 
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