Tinder

adolf hamster said:
cant say it sounds like the best form of internet dating, judging purely on looks and facebook, but then i'm very old fashioned in my outlook on the laws of love.
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It works fairly well as it weeds out people as you both need to find each other attractive and then you can chat to see if you actually like each other. I've matched with people but after a few messages it's pretty clear we've had nothing in common. I've been on a few dates with a lovely lass I met on there and it's certainly got potential to turn into a relationship.
 
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mrk said:
And in this artist's rendition of actual events, we see fellow member CREATIVE!11 in his natural habitat engaging in flirtatious bantz with a right pair:

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ROFL
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Living in a student accommodation of about 3000 people, this app has been perfect. Simply set it to <1 mile, swipe right on everyone, wait for the matches and weed out the uglies. Sorted.
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Uglies then accost you in the street when they recognise you. You're soon overpowered and succumb to their chubby wares, furiously swiping left whilst she hungrily bears down on you from above. Sorted.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Living in a student accommodation of about 3000 people, this app has been perfect. Simply set it to <1 mile, swipe right on everyone, wait for the matches and weed out the uglies. Sorted.
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The only reason to do this instead of just skipping the ugly ones is so that if none of the hot ones come back to you then you can still bone a minger.
 
Nix said:
Uglies then accost you in the street when they recognise you. You're soon overpowered and succumb to their chubby wares, furiously swiping left whilst she hungrily bears down on you from above. Sorted.
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Priceless :D
 
Few of my friends are on this more as a joke, seeing who gets more matches and what interesting profiles pop up.

Seems like a good app if you're good looking enough to get some matches, if you're ugly then it's just another way to feel bad about yourself after you swipe right on everything and still get no matches.
 
Phantom Shadow said:
Few of my friends are on this more as a joke, seeing who gets more matches and what interesting profiles pop up.

Seems like a good app if you're good looking enough to get some matches, if you're ugly then it's just another way to feel bad about yourself after you swipe right on everything and still get no matches.
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If you are ugly join a gym and get pretty. My profiles completely devoid of text and a picture of me skiing close up and some shots if me topless at a BJJ tourney and at the beach, I get a lot of hits but mostly from really boring girls, and I don't have time to be meeting them all.
 
Phantom Shadow said:
I've seen some girls where no amount of gym work will make them good looking, unless you put a bag over their head.
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Yeah, you can get ripped but if you looked like a foot in the first place your still going to look like a foot afterwards. However those massive guns might distract them from looking at your face.
 
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