Tinder

[TommyV]

and look at the mess you made of that

Yeah, we've gone wrong somewhere...........

 

[Efour]

Lol wrong tab?

rofl YES ill leave it for the randomness

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

THEY ARE NOT CARTOONS, DAD!

 

[jonneymendoza]

you white?

Nope

 

[Tefal]

Nope

then your skin colour is a bonus on hook up sites.

cant blame that sorry.

 

[jonneymendoza]

then your skin colour is a bonus on hook up sites.

cant blame that sorry.

No its not and im not a bad looking guy either.

Also go gym regularly.

 

[DJMK4]

Not getting this at all, you like pictures and then wait for one you like to like you back before you can message them?

 

[Nitefly]

Not getting this at all, you like pictures and then wait for one you like to like you back before you can message them?

You're notified when someone who you 'liked' has 'liked' you back. Therefore you cut the faff and know you're attracted to each other.

In theory.

*slams screen to the right whilst not looking - yet still disappointed with results*

 

[CREATIVE!11]

Right, i'm probably going to get a smartphone soon.

Going to give tinder a whirl, hopefully meet some psychos as they make life interesting.

OH YUSSSS

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

You're notified when someone who you 'liked' has 'liked' you back. Therefore you cut the faff and know you're attracted to each other.

In theory.

*slams screen to the right whilst not looking - yet still disappointed with results*

So guys just 'like' every woman they see because bewbs and then the ladies choose the least bad of their awful potential suitors?

Where's the shame, the potential embarrassment? The gnawing doubt about whether you're attractive or not? The tears, the angst, the staring at pictures you cut out of GQ because you wanted the hairdresser to cut your hair just like the model but then he got it wrong and now Jessica, who you didn't even like that much anyway, has gone on a date - a DATE! - with your so-called best friend Jonathan who can damn well buy his own Christmas present this year because I'm certainly not buying it, how dare he, I always thought he was up to something and

 

[Nitefly]

I ****ing hate Jonathan.

 

[DJMK4]

You're notified when someone who you 'liked' has 'liked' you back. Therefore you cut the faff and know you're attracted to each other.

In theory.

*slams screen to the right whilst not looking - yet still disappointed with results*

So basically iv liked most of the girls but they all think I'm **** , not one single reply so far,


Im just going to give up ever getting anywhere with women, ,

ooo first match, let's see where the goes, responder or not

 

[CREATIVE!11]

I ****ing hate Jonathan.

Umad.

Edit: Magnolia has a point being serious though, lol GQ cut-out part made me laugh.

 

[anything I don't mind]

Loads of good looking girls on there much more than usual dating sites.

 

[Baron C]

Note: make sure your sister isn't on Tinder....brrrrrrrr

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

She turned you down again?

 

[Baron C]

She turned you down again?

Yup,

 

[Cosimo]

There I was thinking this thread was about something to help you light you fire....

 

[Xire]

You're using it wrongly if you're getting matched with munters and men.

'I'm swiping yes to all these munters and men but can't work out why I'm getting matched with them?'

Swipe yes to all, block the none fitties. Taking your time looking at pictures is long winded.

 

[anything I don't mind]

I need to fix my age on my facebook account as i put the wrong age as i usually do with online sites without realizing i was going to use tinder. Probably why i am not getting any matches, well hopefully.