Tip of the day: Mayonnaise

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I bought a new kettle a few months ago, peeled the label off it but it left sticky glue residue on the high gloss black surface. I didn't want to scratch or affect the surface with anything abrasive, so rang Prestige customer services to ask what they recommend. The woman checked and then came back me to suggesting mayonnaise. :p :confused:

She said rub some on, leave it for a minute then wipe off. Well who'd have thunk.. , it worked perfectly, absolutely spotless and effortless.

Thought I'd try this on my laptop as I managed to get chewing gum on it last night on the deck and underneath it. Tried with fairy liquid first and a damp cloth but didn't shift it. Then remembered the Mayo trick and it worked perfect. No scrubbing, just a few seconds on, wipe off.. residue gone. Give it a go. :)

 
Good cover story @ OP, I would say it looks like you have been fapping and almost ruined your keyboard there, lucky near miss.







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It's fairly well known that mayonnaise is the counterpart to mustard in many scenarios - for example if you applied a bit too much facial mustard and the hair is growing out of control then a liberal application of mayonnaise to the affected areas will slow down the growth and eventually restore you to your previously hairless state.
 
Rich_L said:
It's fairly well known that mayonnaise is the counterpart to mustard in many scenarios - for example if you applied a bit too much facial mustard and the hair is growing out of control then a liberal application of mayonnaise to the affected areas will slow down the growth and eventually restore you to your previously hairless state.
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I honestly thought everyone knew this!?

When I was eight and my beard came in, my dad sat me down on the sofa made from a bear he'd killed with nothing but his hands and his beard and taught me the ways of Mustard and Mayo and Tabasco Sauce.
 
Aod said:
I honestly thought everyone knew this!?

When I was eight and my beard came in, my dad sat me down on the sofa made from a bear he'd killed with nothing but his hands and his beard and taught me the ways of Mustard and Mayo and Tabasco Sauce.
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I knew about the others, but not that. Please share the wisdom of the Tabasco Sauce.
 
Gogl said:
I knew about the others, but not that. Please share the wisdom of the Tabasco Sauce.
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Tabasco is ok but I find if I want things gleaming dave's insanity sauce is more effective. I scrub my scrotum with it once a week and stuff a pipe cleaner dipped in it up my jap's eye.
 
Skidder said:
Tabasco is ok but I find if I want things gleaming dave's insanity sauce is more effective. I scrub my scrotum with it once a week and stuff a pipe cleaner dipped in it up my jap's eye.
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:eek: I might have to ease into it with some piri-piri variety.

Bet it sure tastes good though :o
 
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