Tip of the day: Mayonnaise

Django x2 · 17 Apr 2014 at 07:51

Or even, a damp kitchen sheet of kitchen roll. Damp with water, that is

Cosimo · 17 Apr 2014 at 08:00

Third world problem if you're not Juan Sheet.....

neil3k · 17 Apr 2014 at 08:26

can someone photoshop the jar of mayonaisse out in the op?

Yaayuh! · 17 Apr 2014 at 08:36

neil3k said:
can someone photoshop the jar of mayonaisse out in the op?

Indeed. Remove context also and voila!

Theophany · 17 Apr 2014 at 08:42

Now, when you say 'tip of the day,' you're talking about your todger, right?

diverse180 · 17 Apr 2014 at 08:43

Mr Badger · 17 Apr 2014 at 10:32

Is tobasco sauce any use if you spill your jam salad?

anything I don't mind · 17 Apr 2014 at 11:04

"Mayo" on your laptop...

JackG4 · 17 Apr 2014 at 11:06

diverse180 said:

Perfect!

Merlin5 · 17 Apr 2014 at 11:24

diverse180 said:

Lol. You all have filthy minds

porushinobu · 17 Apr 2014 at 12:23

thats enough loo roll for a marathon there.
perfect photoshop XD

Arsonist · 17 Apr 2014 at 12:54

First thread I come to after fapping. Will have to go and fap again after this.

neil3k · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:13

lmfao

top work.

darael · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:17

They obviously haven't heard of mustard.

antijoke · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:26

MikeTheNative · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:29

"No mum it's mayonnaise, honest... I was trying to get a sticker off"

Casdawer · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:30

You all disgust me! :mad:

Eurofighter · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:33

Jizz.

Akagi · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:34

Is this some kind of cruel trick to make us smear mayonnaise on things?

randal · 17 Apr 2014 at 13:41

Eurofighter said:
Jizz.

The members market is a long way off my friend.