Tip of the day: Mayonnaise

[Sho]

Seriously?

 

[deuse]

OMG you've done a Zimba on your laptop

 

[cheesyboy]

Pretty sure this is all just a ruse to get us to look at OP's jizz.

 

[Mobius 1]

Another excellent tip : smearing mustard over your chest like vaporub will get rid of a nasty cold. tried and tested.

 

[EGuitarStar]

Pretty sure this is all just a ruse to get us to look at OP's jizz.

lol

 

[Narziss]

Excellent work.

 

[porushinobu]

Excellent work.

are you saying that to the photoshopper or the OP XDXDXXD

 

[Mat]

They obviously haven't heard of mustard.

They don't want a hairy laptop you fool!

 

[Ingenious TROLL]

Can't wait for tomorrows tip of the day now!!

 

[cheesyboy]

Can't wait for tomorrows tip of the day now!!

It'll be much the same, but will take a bit longer and be a rather less enthusiastic

 

[Kosmiche]

I think the call centre worker attempted to troll you for daring to ask such a pointless and banal question. The fact it worked was unintended.

 

[Winky_The_Winking_Turtle]

Pearly white, must be eating a lot of celery!

 

[TommyV]

Does home made mayonaise work?

 

[Mr Badger]

Does home made mayonaise work?

Is there any other kind?

 

[porushinobu]

Is there any other kind?

I see what u did there !!!

 

[4T5]

You Jizzed on your Laptop then posted a pic of it on the Interwebs ? Is there some kind of sexual gratification going on here ?

 

[Cosimo]

Can't wait for tomorrows tip of the day now!!

I'd rather not hear it.

 

[porushinobu]

I'd rather not hear it.

Or see it for that matter

 

[benneh]

wd40 also works.

 

[Merlin5]

Anyone tried the mayo yet?