Toilet monster!

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:32

Can you help us identify our toilet and now bathroom monsters. We used to think it was pasta or something but then they started getting bigger and more are appearing! The first is just being the yellow pages in the corner

We said last night for £100 would our skint housemate fry them up and eat them. He might do when drunk. Maybe

Anyway, what they hell are they???

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:48

Scuzi said:
That toilet is disgusting. Why the hell have you got a yellow pages there? It must be soaked in urine.

That's damn sick

we used that when we ran out of paper!!

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:55

the one in the bathroom reminds me of that cute looking star shaped cartoon character. not sure what program it was from

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:00

i might take a few pics and put a couple on ebay. Some wierdo might buy them

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:04

Steedie said:
Dude, thats sick!

The fact you wipe with the pee soaked Yellow Pages is the tip of the iceberg, I tried vomiting, but had to wait for my vomit to stop vomiting first

Seriously, thats why us students have a bad name, clean the damn mess, bring a girl back to your place and she see's that, shes going to spontaneously combust there on the spot. Which is only going to add to the mess

nah, the yellow pages doesnt get used now its all wet. It would be clean except as soon as we clean it the leaky pipe at the back just drips water onto the floor and it gets all damp and crappy again

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 20:18

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geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 00:10

andy said:
haha

geezas threads are always great in such shameful ways

cant we give him a "man of dishonor" or something

do it!

heres a couple of the wall and our shower. notice the screwdriver that is used to turn a screw to turn it on. Landlord said he would fix it 2 years ago, we cant be bothered to even ask him anymore (about fixing anything)

geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 00:58

p4radox said:
Geeza you live in Headingley right? My parents both lived in Headingley when they were at university and they'v got some horror stories about student accomodation. I was convinced it wasn't like that anymore....

Truly horrific

Everywhere else in the house is fine. (apart from the kitchen a lot of the time and the garden)

Ive been in houses where left over takeaway boxes of chicken had been left out for weeks in the front room and you literally cant get anywhere without stepping over rubbish. In our halls kitchen we left the bin bag in the kitchen for over a month and it was always hot in there. The bag started moving, so i lifted it and uncovered a moggot colony :eek:

geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 10:15

willis -is that really ure bathroom, i dont think even I/we could use that!

im paying £65 a week. Apart from the bathroom and bog its a decent semi house. big rooms (bar 1) and overall quite a nice house

geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 18:21

well, we decided to clean up. My eyes are now stinging from the bleach and fingers are hurting a bit too (i had rubber gloves on aswell) got down n cleaned that crap hole up.

The big star mushroom sort of crumpled when i poked it, i thought it would be spongy some how. I think it was living off the concrete crumbling away in the corner (where the hole now is) so that person was right on here i reckon

Anyway, its all clean now even the nasty orange stains on the wall. The bin even got cleaned too. Mats are in the wash

geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 18:23

Solari said:
Couldn't these things pose a health threat if they release spores into the air?

I'll let you know in a few hours, I scooped them all up (breaking them) and flushed em away

geeza · 12 Apr 2007 at 18:30

Mr.Orb said:
haha magic mushrooms?

nah, i wouldnt eat one. Maybe I would if someone paid me and i didnt know it was growing and producing offspring!

geeza · 21 May 2007 at 16:35

revival time.

Notices another mushroom type thing growing in the corner in the toilet. I poured bleach on it and it seems to have stunted its growth!

In the bathroom in the corner where that 'star' monster was before there some strange looking black dots, maybe the start of a second star.

woooooo

geeza · 21 May 2007 at 17:12

Jay™ said:
Hes a student.
Do you really think he has the time, or can be actually bothered to do anything?

plus were moving out in july and we havent seen our landlord for about 4 months and that was a quick visit to collect money (and not to fix the shower, radiators etc)

geeza · 26 May 2007 at 23:35

MrSix said:
That's disgusting, even after you've cleaned it it looks riddled with disease.

I couldn't possibly live there and why don't you get a tin of white paint and give the skirting boards a good going over?

1. its not my house
2. im not painting for the landlord who we havent seen in 5 months
3. were moving out in july
4. ive stayed in much worse places