Tongue Twister

Betty bought a bit o' butter
but she thought the butter bitter
back she brought the bitter butter
and she bought some better butter.
 
"If a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks,
how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chucking woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks?"

"Oh Shut Up!"

I'll get my coat :p
 
Defcon5 said:
Do you mean the twister lollies? they still are
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Yes, those are a future incarnation of them. Tongue Twister was the same thing but with chocolate and vanilla ice cream, they then changed it to Tangle Twister [lemon and lime] and now it's just Twister.
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
"If a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks,
how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chucking woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood chucking woodchucks?"

"Oh Shut Up!"
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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood."

"But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"

"Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"

"A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."

"Oh shut up."

Didn't even take my coat off... :o:D
 
camels5 said:
Betty bought a bit o' butter
but she thought the butter bitter
back she brought the bitter butter
and she bought some better butter.
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I learnt the full version as a child:

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will not make my batter bitter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
 
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