too many girls!

Serj · 12 Mar 2006 at 01:40

[TW]Fox said:
Welcome to the world in which most of your friends are female

It's weird cos i'm in the same situation. Perfectly straight but i don't have many male friends at uni, most are girls. Hell, could be worse.

delta555 · 12 Mar 2006 at 01:46

Serj said:
It's weird cos i'm in the same situation. Perfectly straight but i don't have many male friends at uni, most are girls. Hell, could be worse.

Sounds like quite a good situation to be in.

Use the old 'you know, girls cant touch their shoulder blades together' technique.

PardonTheWait · 12 Mar 2006 at 01:48

delta555 said:
Sounds like quite a good situation to be in.

Use the old 'you know, girls cant touch their shoulder blades together' technique.

Elbows, nub

Serj · 12 Mar 2006 at 01:53

delta555 said:
Sounds like quite a good situation to be in.

Use the old 'you know, girls cant touch their shoulder blades together' technique.

Ah damn, forgot about that! Gonna add it to my "to do" list.....

Matblack · 12 Mar 2006 at 01:55

Serj said:
Perfectly straight but i don't have many male friends at uni, most are girls. Hell, could be worse.

Thats what they TELL you but do you get to sleep with them?

MB

frosty03 · 12 Mar 2006 at 08:01

make it your mission to bed every single one of them

Serj · 12 Mar 2006 at 08:21

Matblack said:
Thats what they TELL you but do you get to sleep with them?

MB

Out of the girls i live with, i've slept with 1 out of 3. No chance with the other 2 though, nevermind.

Paul11 · 12 Mar 2006 at 12:16

life can be so cruel sometimes....

delta555 · 12 Mar 2006 at 12:28

Serj said:
Out of the girls i live with, i've slept with 1 out of 3. No chance with the other 2 though, nevermind.

never say never

panthro · 12 Mar 2006 at 12:33

Razzler said:
Try doing a Computing degree and having a gay housemate. Too many guys. The only girls I come across (avoid the pun) are 'wet', 'hot' or 'barely legal'. But, hey, who needs them? *Twitches*

barely legal........its still legal though....whats the problem

mctrials23 · 12 Mar 2006 at 13:23

Do you know the best part of this. All ** guy mates will start coming over rather a lot and soon enough all the girls in your house willbe with ** best mates.

Good times eh

DJammyRasta · 13 Mar 2006 at 12:57

Razzler said:
The only girls I come across (avoid the pun) are 'wet', 'hot' or 'barely legal'.

i think this was a reference to pr0n ... give me a few minutes to check

yes there are only a couple of female friends in my life ... im sure they must have female friends themselves, but the wont bring them round our house no matter how much we beg

ok my housemate said if they came round we could all have a "sexy party", so i can see why this happens

ps. if any guys with too many girls in their lives want to swap a few for some blokes pm me

Sic · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:04

my heart bleeds for you. really it does. if i was in that situation i'd never be able to have fun or relax or anything! if you're sat around the idiot box with your flatmates, are they adverse to you cranking a massive fart? if so, your life == hell tbh.

edit: also, when im wasted, there's nothing more annoying than a chatty girl. unless they're pillowfighting in loose silk bath robes. this doesnt happen to me as often as i'd like

DarkShadow · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:07

HamZilla said:
Hope your making good use of a Lynx Click if you got one

LOL! ~Click per every 'hit'~

Bennah · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:14

Lol, good one

I dont see why you are complaining. Get talknig to them. There is bound to be some that you are going to get off with

Every bloke wants some girl friends, you get better birthday and christmas presents

thelankymatt · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:19

So thats where all the women have gone

Stop hogging them all and send them round mine!

Combat squirrel · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:20

seek said:
my friends would probably tell you the latter. :/

edit - oh, and i'm not boasting; i'm single, this is torture!!!

What ya doin then ! get self round house and chat them all up

then go and chat up all the women in bio class

see how many ya can get on the go :eek:

Supercow · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:21

seek said:
there are definately too many girls in my life. :/

i work at a tennis club where the majority of people i work with are girls. to make things worse i've started a part-time evening college course studying biology and there are 25 people in my class - 23 of which are female (mostly hoping to go into midwifery). and as if this wasn't bad enough, i moved into a shared house consisting of me and two girls.
right now i'm in a cybercafe becase my two housemates have got four of their (female) mates round, and i really didnt fancy an evening of girl talk.

never thought this would be something i'd complain about!

Apparently its possible that your periods are gonna synchronise

Serj · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:41

sup3rc0w said:
Apparently its possible that your periods are gonna synchronise

That happens here at my house, worse for me because i live on the upper floor with 3 girls. I need some sort of bunker to hide in....

Freefaller · 13 Mar 2006 at 13:45

What he's failing to tell us is that they're all 50+ years old