Top 10 reasons to date an Engineer

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Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER

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10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!




Makes me happy i'm doing an engineering degree! :D
 
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US chainmail much?
 
Most of the 300 office staff I work with are either Chemical engineers or Software Engineers/Network Engineers - a good few doctors and masters and I would say 60% wouldn't get most of those jokes (as they simpy don't know what the terms are)

Funnily enough, I am a Mechanical Technician, and I understand them all.
 
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divosuk said:
Most of the 300 office staff I work with are either Chemical engineers or Software Engineers/Network Engineers - a good few doctors and masters and I would say 60% wouldn't get most of those jokes (as they simpy don't know what the terms are)

Funnily enough, I am a Mechanical Technician, and I understand them all.
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What? 'moment', 'significant figure', 'projectile motion', Newton's Laws, 'vector', 'force' are all terms you'd know if you've been at school until the age of 18 :p
 
I have always wanted to do an engineer. The saying goes, "It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for".

Engineers seem to be pretty boring during the day so using that theorey I reckon they'd get kinky after 17:30.
 
10 reasons to Date A Farmer

1)We don't mind getting dirty.
2)We know how to control are animals.
3)We like to be Hands on.
4)We always finish a job.
5)We work day and night.
6)We can work at many speeds.
7)We aim to satisfy.
8)We can handle large loads.
9)We work in all conditions.
10)We will work anywhere
 
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NightSt@lk3r said:
10 reasons to Date A Farmer

1)We don't mind getting dirty.
2)We no how 2 control r animals.
3)We like 2 b Hands on.
4)We always finish a job.
5)We work day and night.
6)We can work @ many speeds.
7)We aim 2 satisfy.
8)We can handle large loads.
9)We work in all conditions.
10)We will work anywhere
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I don't get it.
 
NightSt@lk3r said:
10 reasons to Date A Farmer

1)We don't mind getting dirty.
2)We no how 2 control r animals.
3)We like 2 b Hands on.
4)We always finish a job.
5)We work day and night.
6)We can work @ many speeds.
7)We aim 2 satisfy.
8)We can handle large loads.
9)We work in all conditions.
10)We will work anywhere
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DUDE YOUR A ****** FARMER!?!?!?!?
 
NightSt@lk3r said:
10 reasons to Date A Farmer

1)We don't mind getting dirty.
2)We no how 2 control r animals.
3)We like 2 b Hands on.
4)We always finish a job.
5)We work day and night.
6)We can work @ many speeds.
7)We aim 2 satisfy.
8)We can handle large loads.
9)We work in all conditions.
10)We will work anywhere
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Can you re-write that in English please.
 
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