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something daft already!!

something daft already!!

something daft already!!

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Do you have any completely useless top tips you would like to share?

Well now you can with this special thread, just for you.


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I have one that actually works.;)

You can clean the base of an iron with a Paracetamol tablet.

Turn on iron put on full heat with no steam.

Take a few paracetamol tablets and a damp cloth and using the tablet clean the base of the iron.

As the tablet dissolves with the heat wipe away excess before it goes hard again.

You will use about 3 tablets and might burn a finger but it works. :D
 
Most useful one ever: get a bunch of melted wax on your carpet? Get some kitchen roll on it and use an iron to melt the wax through the towel, which then soaks up the wax.

Whether it's a broken lava lamp or a night of sexy wax dripping gone wrong, this will set you right.
 
Take a keyring, attatch to zipper, hook around button of jeans before doing up, never fly at half mast again....

My personal simple top tip is whenever something is broken, like a mobile phone screen, before rushing out to buy a new one, try to fix it first, worst that can happen is it doesnt work and you have to buy a new one anyway.

Also, never throw out old phones, because when yours breaks you'll be greatful of an old phone to use.
 
PARENTS. Prepare your children for using GD by encouraging them to talk ***** to imaginary friends
 
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The placemat one is fantastic, it is without doubt one of the single most awful 'hacks' I have ever seen. The fact someone went to the effort to make four of them, I am going to assume they are king of the comedians and haven't stopped laughing since it was published under their neighbour's name...
 
Got an elderly racist, sexist relative sat around doing nothing?

Get them to join in the U.S. Presidential election.

P.S. Helps if they have a ginger guinea pig sat on their head, and pay little to no tax.
 
If you're choking on an ice cube, swallow a glass of boiling water....instant relief.

A hollowed out Edam cheese makes an ideal motorcycle crash helmet.

Viz is ace.
 
Here's a real money saver that was in Viz a while back.

Don't waste money on expensive peronalised number plates. Simply change your name to RV09PFK.
 
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