From this months Viz.
"Gents. When hunched over your favourite rudey mag, ensure that you have a football attached to a bicycle pump between your feet. If interrupted, you can quickly pick it up and it will appear as if you were furiously pumping that up instead"
"Gents. When hunched over your favourite rudey mag, ensure that you have a football attached to a bicycle pump between your feet. If interrupted, you can quickly pick it up and it will appear as if you were furiously pumping that up instead"