Traffic Cops

Faithless · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:10

That bloke (the drunk one)

I hope he's watching this and thinking, I am a complete ****

Faithless · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:13

Hampshire you say?

Seems more like Slough to me

paradigm · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:13

"I don't want to ride this bike, it *might* be stolen".

:confused:

what a twonk.

nemtizz · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:15

Never seen a X5 Police car or was it an X3. I've only just tuned in.

Tom|Nbk · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:16

omg at the crash that guy caused absoloutly ridiculous makes you think :eek:

someone could have been killed, thank god i don't touch drink.

paradigm · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:16

Adum said:
Never seen a X5 Police car or was it an X3. I've only just tuned in.

T'was an X5 that one.

Tom|Nbk said:
omg at the crash that guy caused absoloutly ridiculous makes you think someone could have been killed, thank god i don't touch drink.

"I wasn't driving, but I have the keys in my back pocket"

Another grade-A numpty

agw_01 · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:17

hahahaha

"I was just walking past and I stopped to help"

"You're under arrest"

"Can I just get my phone from the car"

Legend!

edit... How many people drive over the limit :eek:

nemtizz · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:18

paradigm said:
T'was an X5 that one.

Yeah i can see it cleary now. :/

Tom|Nbk · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:21

agw_01 said:
edit... How many people drive over the limit

yea its seriously worrying, LOL "can i get my phone out the car?"

paradigm · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:22

Motorway crash = :eek:

thedazman67 · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:22

holy **** thats bad :eek:

Faithless · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:23

Its a Vauxhall Crash Fest! Vectra, Astra, what else?

PMKeates · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:23

Bloke1: "That passenger.. dead"

Bloke2: "That's the driver's side"

Tom|Nbk · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:24

good god at that astra, Police = "what is it?", jesus thats seriously nasty.

agw_01 · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:24

paradigm said:
Motorway crash =

Another stupid police officer right there...

"I can't believe anyone got out of that car"

It wasn't in that state when he got out. After he'd got out, it was then struck twice.

Makes me laugh.

PMKeates said:
Bloke1: "That passenger.. dead"

Bloke2: "That's the driver's side"

haha

paradigm · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:24

agw_01 said:
Another stupid police officer right there...

Yep "virtually unrecognisable"... no, its blatently an Astra MK4!

Faithless · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:25

paradigm said:
Yep "virtually unrecognisable"... no, its blatently an Astra MK4!

Yer, I lolled at that. I was making my Vauxhall crash fest post before he even mentioned it!

Faithless · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:26

"It would be nice to get to the bottom of an accident where there were no witnesses......."

I know some members of a forum who can help!!!11111!!!!!

EDIT: Sniff at the end there.

Hmmm, no airbag deployment = no seatbelt.

nemtizz · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:28

Nice fake cry there.

PMKeates · 19 Dec 2006 at 21:29

Driving without a license, wouldn't provide a breath sample, and gets a 12 month ban? I might take a risk next time I've had a few pints. The fact that I've got a license means I should get meself off early!