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Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:28

GaryTheSnail said:
Wet snails lmfao

Apparently this is called a 'defensive froth!'

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:29

Imaging people subscribing to wet snail photos!

Funny as ****!

Mcnumpty2323 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:29

Wtf happened?
I turn my back for a short while
And this threads turned into chaos :cry:

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:30

GaryTheSnail said:
Imaging people subscribing to wet snail photos!

Funny as ****!

I want my 25% though! Copyright and ting!

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:31

Mcnumpty2323 said:
Wtf happened?
I turn my back for a short while
And this threads turned into chaos

This is why people should just run Linux! M$ are evil and warp our innocence!

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:32

keef247 said:
I want my 25% though! Copyright and ting!

Mcnumpty2323 said:
Wtf happened?
I turn my back for a short while
And this threads turned into chaos

Keefs hit the snail on the head.

Might have a new business plan coming up.

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:33

keef247 said:
This is why people should just run Linux! M$ are evil and warp our innocence!

You could say that about any company that harvest and sell your data without you reading the small print.

They all do it.

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:34

GaryTheSnail said:
Keefs hit the snail on the head.

Might have a new business plan coming up.

We just need to upload some sultry snails to a public Instagram/SnapChat/Facebook account to entice them in, then setup a linktree to our site, and watch the money come in...

At worst we can pay some old bike to model with one of our high class snails, with a link... Win Win!

If we make a posh artsy adult film, we could call it Snails On A Plane.

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:36

keef247 said:
We just need to upload some sultry snails to a public Instagram/SnapChat/Facebook account to entice them in, then setup a linktree to our site, and watch the money come in...

At worst we can pay some old bike to model with one of our high class snails, with a link... Win Win!

If we make a posh artsy adult film, we could call it Snails On A Plane.

Snails on a plane bahahahahahha!!!!

That’s hilarious. I recon it might get some hits and be popular as something fun and funny if it’s made fun then can do some advertising on it.

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:41

GaryTheSnail said:
Snails on a plane bahahahahahha!!!!

That’s hilarious. I recon it might get some hits and be popular as something fun and funny if it’s made fun then can do some advertising on it.

I reckon we can get Sam Jackson on board, he was going to do a joke skit called 'Cakes On A Plane' about baking apparently!

We can do a horror adult spin off called The Snails Have Eyes/I Know What Snail You Did Last Summer (ooohhh Matron!)

Oh we can't loose mate, we'll be the ones laughing next year, we'll be millionaires! You'll be able to open a snail sanctuary, and a snail coffee shop, where you can pet a snail to relax and drink coffee/tea like those cat cafes in Japan do with cats! The list is endless.

I def should be in charge of your PR/Marketing/be your management!

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:49

keef247 said:
I reckon we can get Sam Jackson on board, he was going to do a joke skit called 'Cakes On A Plane' about baking apparently!

We can do a horror adult spin off called The Snails Have Eyes/I Know What Snail You Did Last Summer (ooohhh Matron!)

Oh we can't loose mate, we'll be the ones laughing next year, we'll be millionaires! You'll be able to open a snail sanctuary, and a snail coffee shop, where you can pet a snail to relax and drink coffee/tea like those cat cafes in Japan do with cats! The list is endless.

I def should be in charge of your PR/Marketing/be your management!

I’ve just obtained onlysnails.co.uk and onlysnails.uk free for 1 year.

Waiting for it to propagate. :cry:

No joke!

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:51

GaryTheSnail said:
I’ve just obtained onlysnails.co.uk

Waiting for it to propagate.

No joke!

This is amazing! Elon aint got **** on our plans!

This time next year, Snails with lil Gucci belts smoking cuban cigars, photographed by professionals, $39.99 a month on OnlySnails. CANNOT LOOSE!

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:52

keef247 said:
This is amazing! Elon aint got **** on our plans!

This time next year, Snails with lil Gucci belts smoking cuban cigars, photographed by professionals, $39.99 a month on OnlySnails. CANNOT LOOSE!

I’m laughing my back off here.

We could promote the new OCUK brand with snails and get contracts with gucci. Instead of pooping through letterboxes the new craze on here could be posting free snails from onlysnails and then people could have a date night with our new top of the range rich snails.

No joke.

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:55

GaryTheSnail said:
I’m laughing my back off here.

No joke.

Careful, your shell might fall off!

I reckon onlysnails.uk should redirect to this thread :cry:

This thread best not get 'cleaned up' it is Christmas after all, and who doesn't like Snails? Best not be a Snail'ist in here reporting posts! #allsnailsmatter

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:56

keef247 said:
Careful, your shell might fall off!

I reckon onlysnails.uk should redirect to this thread

This thread best not get 'cleaned up' it is Christmas after all, and who doesn't like Snails? Best not be a Snail'ist in here reporting posts! #allsnailsmatter

We could make a new thread later lol

:cry:

@ #allsnailsmatter

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:57

GaryTheSnail said:
We could promote the new OCUK brand with snails and get contracts with gucci. Instead of pooping through letterboxes the new craze on here could be posting free snails from onlysnails and then people could have a date night with our new top of the range rich snails.

We def need the OCUK logo on the shell! In the top left on the forum. Just chuck Gibbo some money innit.

Put snails in with lil Gucci belts with every pre-built pc order over £1000?

Yeah our high class Snails could definitely be used as leverage for baller events!

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 20:59

keef247 said:
I reckon onlysnails.uk should redirect to this thread

Just waiting for it to propagate. I’ve forwarded onlysnails.uk to this thread!

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 21:00

Start adding the following tags for the algorithm on the official page/social media's. This will get us that 'clout'

#asnailisnotjustforchristmas
#guccisnailganggang
#snailsonaplane
#haveigotsnailsforyou
#datsnaildoe

Deleted member 77746 · 17 Dec 2023 at 21:00

keef247 said:
We def need the OCUK logo on the shell! In the top left on the forum. Just chuck Gibbo some money innit.

Put snails in with lil Gucci belts with every pre-built pc order over £1000?

Yeah our high class Snails could definitely be used as leverage for baller events!

A snail with a gucci belt teddy! I think we just found our new mascot!

I’ll let you do the marketing once I find a solution to the front page.

No joke.

Removed User 345456 · 17 Dec 2023 at 21:01

GaryTheSnail said:
A snail with a gucci belt teddy! I think we just found our new mascot!

Get AI on it NOW!