Trip Report - Hungary, Romania, Ukraine

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Alright gang.

Something I really enjoy is travelling by train. I don't mean being jammed on a GWR commuter train, I mean long distance, preferably day or night long travel across countries or continent.
There's something very nostalgic about travelling on a train, ambling slowly across an unfamiliar country. I'd love to do something like the VSOE or the Golden Eagle, but I've got champagne tastes and beer money - so the compromise is conventional sleeper cars or daytime routes.
My wife hates travelling long distances like this, so I do these trips solo - which suits me down to the ground. There's a quote somewhere about how men can gain pleasure from simply existing, which women seldom understand, and this definitely rings true. Sitting on a relaxing train ride for hours on end, drinking a bottle of wine, looking out the window and thinking about nothing more taxing than "how does that fly stay upside down on the ceiling?" - heaven.

I've done quite a few of these trips over the past few years, living in central Europe gives me great access to a fairly well connected network of countries with generally good rail options.

For this one, I had a few days spare between New Year and going back to work, so took advantage of this free time.

Fair warning - if you think trains are boring, now is the time to click the back button. I'm not a trainspotter, you won't find me writing down engine numbers in a notebook at a drizzly station somewhere, but I do like to try different seating options, different operators, different rolling stock and so on. Like I said, these trips are far more about the journey than the destination for me.

Planning in general
I follow a pretty set routine:

1) Decide how long I want to go for
2) Get out a map of Europe
3) Open the Seat61 website (the lack of integration/interconnectivity/aggregation of international rail timetable data means that for any degree of complexity, this website is invaluable)
4) Use Vagonweb to see what sort of rolling stock is used on different train routes
5) Use a combination of these first four things, in conjunction with the websites of the train operators in the countries I will be passing through, and try and build an itinerary.

Planning this trip:
My pre-requisites for this trip were fairly straightforward:

1) Consume 4-5 days
2) Incorporate a night train to somewhere where I am likely to encounter snow

That was about it really. I usually start by "Where can I go from point A" then "from the end of that journey where can I go" and so on and so on until I come up with a loop that fits the number of days.
This can all get a bit time consuming and I probably enjoy planning it almost as much as taking the trip.

After a lot of changing my mind, replanning, hunting for tickets and so on, this was my itinerary:

Day 1 - Start in Vienna. Travel to Budapest. Travel to Brasov in Romania on a night train
Day 2 - Work South from Brasov, via Sinaia (a mountain resort in Romania) to Bucharest. Travel from Bucharest to Northern Romania, a town called Sighetul Marmetiei
Day 3 - Travel from Sighetul Marmetiei to Ukraine, a town the other side of the border called Solotvyno. Travel from Solotvyno to Mukachevo, a city not too far from the Slovak and Hungarian border. Travel on a night train to Budapest
Day 4 - Travel from Budapest back to Vienna.

Originally I wanted to end Day 3 by going from Mukachevo direct to Vienna, but this train is very limited - you can only book it on Ukrainian Railways app if you have a Ukrainian passport. You can only book it on Austrian Railways 20 days in advance, and when I refreshed the app at 00:05 on the day of sale, it was "Tickets not available". I refreshed again at 00:08 and it was "Booked up" - so that was out and I had to take the option from Mukachevo to Budapest instead, which is in equally high demand and sells out almost as quickly as the Vienna route. I could only get a ticket in a 4 berth couchette, the one carriage of 2 berth sleepers sold out in minutes.

With all tickets booked, I was ready


Day 1

Train
: Vienna > Budapest - EC141 "Semmelweis"
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=ÖBB&kategorie=EC&cislo=141&nazev=Semmelweis&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: Reserved seat in 2nd class, wagon 412 (https://www.vagonweb.cz/fotogalerie/H/MAV_Bbdpmz-8491-4.php)
Ticket cost : 23 EUR

Vienna Hauptbahnhof is a fantastic station, well laid out, easy access to all platforms, loads of shops, places to eat - it's genuinely excellent. Unfortunately architecturally it's modern, cold and soulless, but you can't have it all.

Train is on time and restaurant car will be running:

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Wagon 412 is an interesting one.
It has a section at the front for storing bicycles, pushchairs etc, wheelchair space, and also some semi-closed compartments along with airline style seats. Very diverse.

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Unfortunately, once everyone is boarded, it is chaos.

The train (certainly, this carriage at least) is way over full. These international trains are mandatory reservation, but it appears lots of people have just got on and we do not have enough seats.
My seat is taken by a burly Ukrainian guy who appears to be travelling with about 15 family members, they have babies and all sorts so, as my seat is at the front near the pushchair section, I let him have it and sit a couple of rows behind.
Then even more people get on, including an American guy who has a party of 11 but only managed to book 4 tickets so...they all just got on anyway.
The poor conductor tries to sort out all this mess, and then people board later in Hungary who have booked the seats I'm squatting in, so I apologise to Mr Ukraine but tell him I am ever so sorry but I need to take the seat that I booked.

Half way through the journey I decide this carriage is doing my head in a bit, and try out the dining car which I find to be a comparative sea of tranquility. That's a real Christmas tree :D

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MAV run a good dining service to be honest, and it's cheap - the Ginger Ale and the ham and eggs with bacon was about four quid in total:

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I stay pretty much the rest of the journey in the dining car, where it remains fairly quiet.

Outside is frosty but not snowy:

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We arrive in Budapest on time. It's cold but not bitter.
I get a haircut from a Vietnamese-Hungarian barber near the station - they don't speak English, German, French or Welsh, I don't speak Vietnamese or Hungarian, but after some gesticulation and thumbs-up signals and an exchange of 3500 Forints, I have a haircut and feel human again - although bloody freezing because it's a lot shorter than I really wanted.

I've been to Budapest loads of times, so I just take a mooch towards the centre, photagraph a few buildings, grab a McDonalds to keep me going, and then go for a pint at Szimpla Kert.
Szimpla Kert is well worth a visit if you have never been, but in the day it's simply overrun with tourists and influencers who use it as a backdrop rather than an actual pub. It's way better at night, but I am leaving too soon for that.

I amble back to the station, stock up with some soft drinks and a bottle of red, and wait for my train to appear on the board:

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Next stop - Romania....
 
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Train: Budapest > Brasov - IC407 "Corona"
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=START&kategorie=IC&cislo=407&nazev=Corona&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: Single Sleeper, wagon 435 - https://www.vagonweb.cz/fotogalerie/H/MAV_WLAB.php
Ticket cost : 107 EUR

I've traveled on this train before, in the summer - so I know what to expect. The sleeper cars are old but reasonably spacious, made in East Germany and been running on this line for decades.
This route is subsidised by the Hungarian government to facilitate travel to areas in Romania which have a high number of Hungarian nationals living there. It's still expensive though, it's a good distance but I think over 100 Euros is a lot. But, better than sitting in a seat for 16 hours.

The train is shunted into position. 2 sleepers, 2 couchettes, a dining car (a nice retro one this time) and a few seated carriages for people braver than myself.

The very nice attendant shows me to my cabin and gives me a bottle of beer to go with my complimentary nuts, chocolate, apple juice and water.

These sleeper carriages are showing their age:

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They're not exactly silent to travel in, but they aren't too rickety either. Rattles are annoying, though my particular cabin isn't too bad for that.

They do sleep up to 3, though I think that would be a squeeze:

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Power is in the vanity unit above the sink (that's a sink under the table) which also doubles as my wine cellar:

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It's not quite the Orient Express, but it will definitely do:

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I convert the bed into day-mode and sit and read for a bit until I get hungry:

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Then head to the fantastically art deco dining car for a burger and a pint, which comes to under 10 Euros:

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Approaching midnight, we get to the border with Romania.
Thanks to Romania's entry into Schengen there is no longer any passport control, and after a brief stop we are off!

I will wake up somewhere in Transylvania....
 
Still on the Corona, I wake up in pitch darkness in the Transylvanian mountains. Gutting, it's too dark to see anything and I know the scenery here is amazing having done it before.
Oh well, time for brekky:

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I go back to the cabin, "freshen up", and get packed because we will get to Brasov roughly on time at 10:00

Outside view:

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Stopped in the middle of nowhere in some goods yard:

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Still frosty at best, no real snow:

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Brasov is a nice little mountain town but I only have about an hour here before my train to Sinaia, so no exploring.

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Enough time to get a drink, have a dump, and then get ready to board the next train.


Train: Brasov > Sinaia - RE-3002
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=CFR&kategorie=RE&cislo=3002&nazev=&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: 2nd Class : https://www.vagonweb.cz/fotogalerie/RO/CFR_B11-2176.php
Ticket cost : 5 EUR

This train is packed to the rafters!

My carriage:

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Purple seats, very regal:

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Romanians love nothing more than "displaying" a knackered steam locomotive at stations, the one at Sinaia is as rough as all the rest:

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Sinaia is a really pretty mountain resort, and it's very busy today. It's steep - really steep. Some of the roads are like "wouldn't fancy driving up that without losing traction" steep, though of course it doesn't show at all on camera:

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After a 3 mile hike up a very very steep hill, I arrive at the gorgeous Peles castle to find it's basically a construction site. I'm sure when they are done it will look great, but for now there's only very limited areas of the castle itself that are visible:

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Sweaty, knackered, and a bit disappointed about the castle, I wander back down to the station to wait in the cold for my next train to Bucharest.....
 
Train: Sinaia > Bucharest - IR1634
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=CFR&kategorie=IR&cislo=1634&nazev=&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: 1st Class: https://www.vagonweb.cz/fotogalerie/RO/CFR_A10-1070-1090-1.php
Ticket cost : 13 EUR

Carriage:

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First class on CFR Calatori is a sea of burgandy velour:

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Hauled by a very snazzy loco - Romania loves painting their locomotives in bright patriotic colours:

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The journey and the scenery are both fairly uneventful and it's almost completely dark by the time I get to Bucharest:

Gara de Nord station is an imposing building but it's in a less than savoury neighbourhood:

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London translation, no idea what "Cor blimey guvnor, apples and pears" is in Romanian, but I guess you can find out here. Conveniently located Sex Shop next door:

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I walk into the centre (possibly inadvisable - lots of ropey looking streets but the walk is without incident) where there are some nicely lit buildings scattered about:


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The recently refurbed Corinthia looks awesome:

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This church appears to have ram-raided B&M this Christmas:

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Bucharest is truly beatiful in some places:

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Mooching done, it's almost 20:45 so I need to head back to the station to get my next night train of the journey...
 
Just a Poco X5 Pro, it's an ok camera if it's bathed in light, but in low light it gets very grainy and soft.


Grab my bag from the automated luggage lockers (much easier than dealing with the phenomenally unpleasant woman who staffs the manned luggage storage) and grab a McDonald's because this next train is 13 hours in duration and has no catering.

I get another bottle of red from Carrefour, some snacks and a bottle of Pepsi and wait for the train.

Confusingly, this train is actually multiple trains stitched together that splits up at Beclean pe Somes, so although my specific carriage says my destination of "Sighetul Marmetiei" on this window sticker, on the display boards the train is listed as going to Satu Mare - a different town altogether.

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Train: Bucharest > Sighetul Marmetiei - IRN1641
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=CFR&kategorie=IRN&cislo=1641&nazev=&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: Single Sleeper: https://www.vagonweb.cz/fotogalerie/RO/CFR_WLABmee-7131.php
Ticket cost : 85 EUR

Again, I think this is expensive really. No catering, ancient carriage (which I like, but for most people they would expect/want something newer) and an average speed across the journey of something ridiculous like 35kmh. For long stretches we cannot go above 20kmh because of the atrocious condition of the Romanian rail infrastructure.

Anyway, I actually love the cabin - this is about as close as you will get to vintage style without forking out thousands on something like the Orient Express.
It's dark, so my phone doesn't really do it justice, but the "wood" is actually really ornate and with a minor refurb this would be seriously nice mode of transport.

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The cabin itself is big - a good bit bigger than the Hungarian one from yesterday, with a bigger bed. Unfortunately it's also a lot more rattly.

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This was taken the next morning, the train changes direction multiple times in the night due to various shunting operations and line switches, so sometimes I was going "forwards" sometimes "backwards"

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Romania is beautiful, I will do this route again in the summer!



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For a good deal of this journey we are maxing out at a mighty 15kmh!

That's Ukraine:

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And finally, just a few minutes late actually, we get to the end of the line and the end of Romania:

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In less than half an hour I will be in a country that's at war, which is an odd sensation...
 
So I walk out of Sighet towards the border, where I have checked and you can cross on foot.

It's a lovely crisp day:

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Crossing the tracks:

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That's the locomotive that hauled us most of the way last night, now on shunting duty:

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And arriving at the Romanian border. Very straightforward - where are you going, and do you have EU residency. Once confirmed, I am stamped out:

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It's a 5 minute walk over the river to Ukraine. There's no pavement so look out for cars:

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And approaching the border into Ukraine.
The guy in the hut on the left asks me if it's my first visit, gives me a little paper ticket, and I walk onwards to passport control:

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They don't even ask me why I am entering Ukraine which is unexpected - just where I am going (Mukachevo)

I get stamped in and a young soldier says "Welcome to Ukraine" something which you normally only see in cheesy films, never in all my years travelling has a border guard welcomed me to a country!

And...I'm in!

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Patriotic armco, nice:

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Solotvyno is a really small border town. A few shops, a church and a train station and really, that is it.
Apparently this sign is in Ukrainian, Romanian and Hungarian.

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Lots of Ladas knocking about, but other than that it looks no different to any other small Eastern European town.

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Most useful signage:

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Plenty of funky machinery we would never see in Western Europe:

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I stop in a small, cramped, dark "supermarket" and buy what I think are some salted crisps and some squid flavour crisps and a drink.

Time to find the train station!
 
Train: Solotvyno 1 > Mukachevo - Train 13
Train composition: Nope
Seat/Carriage: "Kupe"
Ticket cost : 4 EUR but I bought out the whole coupe in case it was busy (it wasn't) so, 16 EUR for a 6 hour journey.

The station building has a cashier but nobody is there. It's not lit. There appears to be no power:

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I think this says "Do not run in front of a train unless you want to die"

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My train is already here, but I cannot board as it seems they are cleaning it:

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A right old mishmash of rolling stock - some of it is 4 berth coupes, some of it is open plan bunks called "Platskart" which were cheaper. I was intending to have a kip so wanted a coupe.

I will be on Wagon 14:

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I board, and the Provodnitsa (every car is staffed) is most surprised to see someone British on her train.

"Zenk you" is the only English she knows so we communicate via bits of Slovak and hand gestures

Acres of gloss magnolia:

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My coupe:

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It's not as grim as it probably looks in the images. Think 70's UK double decker bus in terms of fit and finish, and you are about right.

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Lots of storage for all the luggage I don't have:

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If someone starts a fight with you, the advice seems to be "cry in your bunk":

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"Under no circumstances should passengers with athlete's foot air their feet out of the windows"

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The toilet is reasonably grim, and the smell is reasonably grim too. Foot operated poop trapdoor!

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And a plant in a coffee cup is a nice touch:

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I settle in for the afternoon:

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The ride is bouncy - these things are softly sprung, but the rails are rough and jerky and I reckon sleeping on one of these would be tough going.

I order, via the medium of interpretive dance, a cup of peppermint tea, which arrives with splendid presentation:

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And then drink a thoroughly unpleasant bottle of red that I picked up in Solotvyno. Luckily the Ukrainian word for "red" is "cherveny" which is the same as Slovak, otherwise I could have ended up with anything tbh:

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You get sealed bedding but I was reading the whole time so didn't use it:

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And arrived, zero drama, bang on time in Mukachevo. Where it is very cold and very dark.

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2 more trains and I should be home....
 
I have a couple of hours to kill in Mukachevo but the town seems a good distance, it's very dark, it's bitterly cold, and to be honest I am running out of power, these trips are great fun but they are definitely tiring - lots of walking and sleeping on night trains is nothing like having a real bed.
It's starting to catch up with me now, so I slope off to a nearby Spar, grab some kind of weird brioche thing full of sliced hot dog sausages and ketchup (!) and sit in the warm waiting room.

My phone is annoying refusing to charge (turns out later to be a knackered USB-C cable) and so I am reluctant to use if for pics as it's getting very low on battery now.

I'm a bit apprehensive about this evening for several reasons. I am not the sort of person who gets stressed often, but there are a few things here that are aggregating enough to cause me at least a degree of concern:

1) Ukraine is under martial law - you must be indoors from midnight. If anything goes wrong and I miss this train, or it is cancelled, I am a bit stuck, and will have to try and find accommodation, and fast. And tomorrow's trains are likely fully booked just like all other trains out of Ukraine seem to be weeks in advance
2) Just a couple of hours ago I received this super useful email from MAV, the Hungarian train operator, who I booked the ticket with :

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This is not ideal. Nobody at the station speaks a word of English and I am unable to confirm if I really have a ticket or not. They look at my MAV paper ticket like it's come from outer space.

3) The train I am catching (Train 9/10) is not on the display board or the timetable on the wall. ~
It's a new train that only started running on 15th December, so I hope it's just that they haven't updated the signs - but they look fairly new and still don't show. When I try to ask the girl at customer service if this train runs and if it is from this platform (there are 2 - 1 at the main station, but one is nearly half a mile down the road in a separate area so you really need to be at the right platforms) she shakes her head and shrugs her shoulders, so she either has no idea or just doesn't understand. This is an additional layer of uncertainty that gnaws at me - I decide to wait at the main platform because I think this train is too long to fit on the satellite one, but I am prepared to sprint the half mile to the other platform if it keeps rolling past.

4) Assuming my ticket IS actually valid, I am in a 4 berth coupe, and if the carriage is anything like the one I just got off, it's going to be cramped as hell. 4 berth was the only option I could select when booking, 2 berth was sold out.

So, the train!
Train: Mukachevo > Budapest : Train 9 "Transcarpathia"
Train composition: https://www.vagonweb.cz/razeni/vlak.php?zeme=УЗ&kategorie=Ш&cislo=9&nazev=Transcarpathia&rok=2025
Seat/Carriage: 4 berth couchette/kupe
Ticket cost : 35 EUR

Interestingly the train is promoted as having those white carriages, the shiny new ones that have just been delivered. It seems these were actually only run for the inaugural few days to look good in publicity pictures before reverting to the slightly more knackered blue ones shown further down in the "Actual composition" images.

Anyway, given the above, when the train arrives on time and stops at the platform on, I am actually massively relieved.

The attendant checks my ticket, asks "Amerikanski"? I say no, English, and he smiles and says "SIXTY ONE"

I walk the narrow corridor (which is full of luggage, coats, people, it's like a bloody zoo) and get to what I believe is my berth.

It's fully occupied, by 4 Ukrainians who seem most surprised at a foreigner wanting to sleep in "their" cabin.

A guy in the corridor speaks a bit of English.

"What number you have?"

"61"

"We exchanged the coupes, you sleep is here"

Great. It's dark, it's about 28 degrees in here at least, there's a Babushka on one bottom bunk, the other bottom bunk is evidently mine, there's what appears to be a supermodel in the top bunk above her, and corridor guy is in the top bunk.

Nobody says a word to me, I feel like I have really crashed their party! They have food and all sorts spread out and have probably been well settled for hours.

No pictures now because, well, it just feels totally awkward. I'm evidently too British for situations like this.

The bed is TINY, my knees are hanging off the end, and apart from the temperature I am reasonably comfortable all things considered.

We stop at Chop, on the Hungary border.
A soldier collects all the passports and disappears, and we are rolled into a siding where they change the bogies - ex-Soviet countries have wider gauge rails, so they have to be exchanged for EU spec ones to get to Hungary.
This fascinating, and noisy, process takes nearly 2 hours.

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Imagine the sensation of a train being dropped of a quicklift trolley jack and you are not far off.

After this we are shunted back to the same platform, and my passport is returned.

A Ukrainian customs lady boards, assumes I am Ukrainian - my ever helpful cabin mates decide not to tell her I am British. After I explain, she asks

What city in Ukraine you come? Kyiv, Lviv....? - Mukachevo
Cash Euros? - 200, approx.
Alkohol, cigarety? - Nie.
Veppon? No!

We then roll in to Hungary.

In Hungary the border guards come on and my passport gets scrutinised for about 5 times as long as anyone else. Thanks a bunch, Brexit. After explaining I have EU residency she stamps me in.

After this, I fall asleep-ish and wake up around 4am somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Hungary.

In a private sleeper, or maybe even a 2 berth, this would probably be an ok trip. In a 4 berth couchette - sorry, never again.

I'm glad to get off at Budapest.

Crap snap of the cabin:

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And the corridor, just a newer, less magnolia version of the train I took earlier yesterday:

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Still, despite the not ideal sleeping setup, I am still glad I did it, it was an experience!

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My carriage in a siding later that day at Budapest:

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I chilled for an hour or so in McDonalds (it was just gone 6am) and the train back to Vienna was the same one I got to Budapest in the first place.

Last shot of the lovely Keleti station before I leave:

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On the way back, my train actually hauls a couple of carriages that have been dragged across Europe by various methods, originating in Kyiv, but like I say, these were unbookable:

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When I got home I had the world's longest shower and ordered some foam insoles, I am getting too old for all this walking about.

Any questions, fire away - hope some of you found this interesting anyway.
 
Super cool. I never realised they did bogey swaps.

Did you check out the library in Bucharest? I worked there for a decent while and managed to see quite a bit of the city. Lots of soviet memorials and too many pickled peppers.
 
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