True Guilt...Felt it?

i once broke the joint between the top and the leg of my nans antique coffee table by accident.

Instead of owning up i weged the leg underneath, and it looked fine.

My nan came in with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

so far so good.

Then her jack Russell runs and jumps on *** coffee table and it and the tea crashes everywhere.

My grandad walks in and goes beserk at the dog,

2 days later they ahve it put down as apparently the coffee table breaking was the last straw.

how could i own up after that?
 
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mangobreeder said:
i once broke the joint between the top and the leg of .my nans antique coffee table by accident.

Instead of owning up i weged the leg underneats, and it looked fine.

My nan came in with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

so far so good.

Then her jack Russell rund and and jumps on *** coffee table and it crashes everywhere.

My grandad walks in and goes beserk at the dog,

2 days later they ahve it put down as apparently the coffee table breaking was the last straw.

how could i own up after that?
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Murderer!!! :p If that was me and I knew the dog was going to get axe'd I would have owned up, but finding out after is pretty bad!
 
Leaving my exwife, when I visited the kids, she would play "Unbreak my heart" constantly. I felt a right ******* but could not spend another minute with her, she drove me insane. Shes OK now, was many years ago and has a partner.
 
mangobreeder said:
i once broke the joint between the top and the leg of .my nans antique coffee table by accident.

Instead of owning up i weged the leg underneats, and it looked fine.

My nan came in with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

so far so good.

Then her jack Russell rund and and jumps on *** coffee table and it crashes everywhere.

My grandad walks in and goes beserk at the dog,

2 days later they ahve it put down as apparently the coffee table breaking was the last straw.

how could i own up after that?
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LMFAO
 
mangobreeder said:
i once broke the joint between the top and the leg of .my nans antique coffee table by accident.

Instead of owning up i weged the leg underneats, and it looked fine.

My nan came in with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

so far so good.

Then her jack Russell rund and and jumps on *** coffee table and it crashes everywhere.

My grandad walks in and goes beserk at the dog,

2 days later they ahve it put down as apparently the coffee table breaking was the last straw.

how could i own up after that?
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How doggone awful. ;)
 
mangobreeder said:
i once broke the joint between the top and the leg of my nans antique coffee table by accident.

Instead of owning up i weged the leg underneath, and it looked fine.

My nan came in with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

so far so good.

Then her jack Russell runs and jumps on *** coffee table and it and the tea crashes everywhere.

My grandad walks in and goes beserk at the dog,

2 days later they ahve it put down as apparently the coffee table breaking was the last straw.

how could i own up after that?
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What kind of **** has their dog put down because it broke a coffee table :confused:
 
it was the last straw. apparently the dog chewed everything, and was just generally a nuisence. the dog had narcolepsy <sp?> and would fall alseep while eating it dinner, then wake up after is head fell in *** dog food, then proceed to drag the all over the house.
 
mangobreeder said:
it was the last straw. apparently the dog chewed everything, and was just generally a nuisence. the dog had narcolepsy <sp?> and would fall alseep while eating it dinner, then wake up after is head fell in *** dog food, then proceed to drag the all over the house.
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So it deserves to die? God. I hope you've learnt your lesson. Don't let innocents take the blame for your actions, alright?
 
There is one thing I really should feel guilty about, but I'm totally not.

I'm probably dead inside.
 
I remember feeling true guilt, but I can't pinpoint where and when. All I know is that it's the most horrible sinking feeling in the world, almost as if you had a psychological note stamped on your soul, saying; 'Not worthy of the human race'. I'm really trying to remember what it is I did wrong, but I'm not having much luck. I guess that does make me a bit of a lousy person to be honest.
 
KNiVES said:
I remember feeling true guilt, but I can't pinpoint where and when. All I know is that it's the most horrible sinking feeling in the world, almost as if you had a psychological note stamped on your soul, saying; 'Not worthy of the human race'. I'm really trying to remember what it is I did wrong, but I'm not having much luck. I guess that does make me a bit of a lousy person to be honest.
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Surely the fact that you felt guilty about it shows that you're a good person? :)
 
Skully said:
Kicked my girlfriend in the face by accident.
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o wait iv got another good one.
I broke a gfs nose by having a spasm while she tickled me, its still to this day wonky after they couldnt reset it properly.
Shes not hot anymore though so its no real biggy : p
 
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