Anyone been on this website? A compilation of lads stories for your amusement 
"at the end of a night i saw a whale of a girl walking out of a kebab shop ready to stuff a kebab into her face when i run up to her and steal her kebab and run off into the distance shouting "you don't need it serously" my mates had to buy her a new one. LAD!"
And the highest rated
"A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD"
Can't link due to some inappropriate ones, name in title! I need to sleep but this is keeping me awake
*1 more*
"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod... DJLAD"

"at the end of a night i saw a whale of a girl walking out of a kebab shop ready to stuff a kebab into her face when i run up to her and steal her kebab and run off into the distance shouting "you don't need it serously" my mates had to buy her a new one. LAD!"
And the highest rated
"A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD"
Can't link due to some inappropriate ones, name in title! I need to sleep but this is keeping me awake

*1 more*
"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod... DJLAD"