Truelad

I've done the toilet roll cushion one before when on holiday at a birds appartment. Only I didnt flush and made a quick escape after
 
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jim sat back up again, slightly red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get a beer. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there? Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, that indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he's interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue replied 'Yes'. Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'. Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' SneakyLAD
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Made me LOL out loud.

Who cares if it's not true, most of the stories are still a good laugh anyway?
 
Tute said:
Made me LOL out loud.

Who cares if it's not true, most of the stories are still a good laugh anyway?
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Sounds too awesome to be true :p

LADs holiday in Amsterdam. One of my mates vows that no matter how much money he has on the last day, he'll spend it on prostitutes. Turns out on the last day he has enough for 3 so he pays for them. Goes back to the hotel room and has one sat on his dick, the other on his face and then has no idea what to do with the third. So has her jumping up and down on the other bed cheering his name and clapping. MotivatedLAD
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That 1 made me laugh
 
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theDude said:
A place for all the bottom feeding chavs to tell there pub tales on, yey.

lets go for some beers, fight, kebab and finish with a munter.
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Evangelion said:
The perfect place for members of Britain's oxygen-thieving underclass to swap lies about their trivial existence.
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Sorry your horses are so high up i couldn't hear you, could you say that a bit louder?
 
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