"I bought some headphones from *user*, well at least I thought I had, what actually turned up was a 9" "Kurly Wurly! ***** made of high quality latex. Whilst disappointed at first I have grown to love my new 'headphones' and would not hesitate to deal with this seller again, the sooner the better

"
"I bought 2 games off *user*, he wanted me to pay in sexual favours but i had to persuade him I wasn't like that. A+++ seller but be careful he doesn't want to bum you."
Thats the kind of trust I leave for people.