A Somalian arrived in Croydon as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stopped the first person he saw walking down the street and said: "
Thank you, Mr. Englishman for letting me into this country! "
The passer-by replied: " You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan."
The man continued and encountered another passer-by. " Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Britain! "
The person retorted: "I no Blitish, I flom Hong Kong."
The new arrival walked further, and the next person he saw he stopped,
shook his hand and said: " Thank you for the wonderful Britain! "
The startled man said: " I am from Iran; I am not British! "
He finally spotted a nice-looking lady and asked suspiciously: " Are
you a British citizen? "
"No", she replied, " I am from Romania. "
He was puzzled and asked her: " Where are all the British? "
The Romanian lady looked at her watch, shrugged and said:
"Probably at work."
He stopped the first person he saw walking down the street and said: "
Thank you, Mr. Englishman for letting me into this country! "
The passer-by replied: " You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan."
The man continued and encountered another passer-by. " Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Britain! "
The person retorted: "I no Blitish, I flom Hong Kong."
The new arrival walked further, and the next person he saw he stopped,
shook his hand and said: " Thank you for the wonderful Britain! "
The startled man said: " I am from Iran; I am not British! "
He finally spotted a nice-looking lady and asked suspiciously: " Are
you a British citizen? "
"No", she replied, " I am from Romania. "
He was puzzled and asked her: " Where are all the British? "
The Romanian lady looked at her watch, shrugged and said:
"Probably at work."
