Tuesday Joke

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Being Welsh i liked this one.

Cowboy: "That your dog?"

Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie.
 
A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "did you
see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head.

Then he asks the second hostage "did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did".
 
A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "did you
see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head.

Then he asks the second hostage "did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did".
my mind said:
Hmm. His wife is already dead... and he is telling the robber that he just killed his wife? How can that be a joke! Worst joke ever! How is that even remotely funny?...

...ah wait.... it isn't his wife thats dead. He wants the robber to kill his wife which he is obviously dissatisfied with. Ah yes! Clever. What a clever joke.

..

.. I am so alone
 
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