Tuesday Joke

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something's wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
 
Pigeon_Killer said:
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something's wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
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Something about the fact it's a little girl makes me feel bad for laughing at this joke.
 
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"

"Okay, but it won't do you any good."

A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
 
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