Tuesday's Bad Joke Thread
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I got a new game for my comp at the weekend but it keeps crashing
Anyone any ideas? Its called colin mcrae flight simulator.
much respect to the guy he is a legend!!!!
I found it funny.
very harsh if someone got suspended for o joke. Is there i fixed time limit till jokes can be made? Iv got a few Diana ones that still get bad reactions for some reason. Well Ill hope for understanding by the mods and my right to tell bad jokes 
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
I got a new game for my comp at the weekend but it keeps crashing
Anyone any ideas? Its called colin mcrae flight simulator.
LMAO
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Awesome.
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Why does Edward Woodward have three d's in his name?
Because otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar!
edit: sorry! Works better out loud. Although not by much.
Woman with a pint of lager on her head?
Beatrix.
Any others?
Woman with a pint of lager on her head playing pool ?
Beatrix Potter.
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Embarrassingly, I don't get this - even after considerable struggle.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete?
Dam!
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
I'll get my coat . .
A nervous wreck.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete?
Dam!
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
I'll get my coat . .
I got a new game for my comp at the weekend but it keeps crashing
Anyone any ideas? Its called colin mcrae flight simulator.
I choked laughing. That is so evil.
Poor colin, r.i.p and whatnot.
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He doesn't.
He has four.
Oh bugger. I never could tell a joke.
Woman with a pint of lager on her head playing pool ?
Beatrix Potter.
Platinum!
dark_shadow said:
Blind Guy walks into a supermarket swinging his Guide Dog around his head.
"What are you doing?" asks the assistant
"Having a quick look 'round."
Dunno if this one's been mentioned before:
A young boy was sitting in his classroom in a lesson feeling desperate for the toilet. He put up his hand to ask to go to the toilet. "You can't go to the bathroom until you have said your alphabet." she said.
"Ok... A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z."
"Where's the 'P'?" the teacher asked.
"Down my shorts miss." said the boy.
Terrible, I know.
A young boy was sitting in his classroom in a lesson feeling desperate for the toilet. He put up his hand to ask to go to the toilet. "You can't go to the bathroom until you have said your alphabet." she said.
"Ok... A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z."
"Where's the 'P'?" the teacher asked.
"Down my shorts miss." said the boy.
Terrible, I know.