Tux & Beastie targeting kids

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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/07/unix_mascots.html

Beloved mascots and icons of the open source movement, specifically Tux, the Linux Penguin, and Beastie, the BSD Devil, are coming under attack from parenting groups. Accusations of tobacco company-like advertising are flying at the open source community.

"Like Joe Camel, Tux the Penguin and Beastie are targeted specifically at children. The open source community has gotten away with this kind of 'hook 'em while they're young' advertising for years, and it's time that they have their day in court," says John Burkstrom, the attorney representing the class-action lawsuit that individual parents and parenting groups such as Mothers Intervening in the Compiling or Redistribution of Open-Source SOFTware (MICROSOFT) and Parents Opposed to Open Protocols and Standards (POOPS).

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MICROSOFT have released a list of signs that children are using dangerous software like OSS and BSD. Parents are advised to look for, among Tux and Beastie desktop backgrounds, tildes, forward slashes and larger electrical bills resulting from extremely long uptimes. Cases in which children are seen licking their monitors are cited as "dead giveaways" of the child using Apple's Mac OS X, which has a FreeBSD subsystem.
The open source community denies any connection to or inspiration from tobacco company advertising, though admits that cigarettes have played a vital part in many late night coding binges.
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Catherine Himmler, founder and spokeswoman for MICROSOFT, began the crusade against Tux and Beastie after finding her 13 year-old son Bobby in his room compiling and applying a patch to his kernel. "He'd been spending a lot of time in his room with the door locked, and I was curious about what he was doing in there." Mrs. Himmler said that she initially feared involvement with pornography or drugs. "When I opened the door, I saw his computer monitor was completely black with white text. At first I thought that he had just maximized a harmless DOS prompt, but then ... then, I saw the forward slashes and knew that my worst fears had come true. My son was using Linux."

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