Twisting statistics

Statistics are great because you can shape them into whatever you want.

Example, 99% of women wouldn't sleep with me.

That still leaves 35000 that would.
 
Statistics are great because you can shape them into whatever you want.

Example, 99% of women wouldn't sleep with me.

That still leaves 35000 that would.

so you're assuming a population of 7 million? That's a big island you have out there in the lake district :confused: :p
 
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy
sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
Forfty percent of all people know that.

Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group
has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't
committing crimes.

Kent: [pause] Well, touche'.
 
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