Udderly Unacceptable

[rhobbyh]

I cant imagine consent was foremost in this young mans mind.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...spicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

Bad day for the bloke. He could pass for a reasonable Di Caprio impersonator too so all is not lost.

 

[gingergundog]

 

[413x]

I can't even make a joke on this one.. His face is in the article too!

 

[iamdjdz]

Interesting, cows are pretty tall so he must have stood on something to do this.

 

[413x]

Interesting, cows are pretty tall so he must have stood on something to do this.

I herd it was a calf!

 

[adidan]

Moolestation.

 

[CaNsA]

 

[GreatAuk]

Most people just call yer mam up when they fancy a go on a cow!

Sounds like a **** in bull story to me

Maybe he just misheard some mates when they told him that cow tipping was good fun

 

[Ayahuasca]

Holy cow, the steaks were high and he butchered it.

 

[dave28]

South England has gone down hill, first the Gimp man of Essex and now the Cow shed creep of Dorset

 

[Raymond Lin]

Moolestation.

Best one yet.

 

[the shadow]

Everything went in one ear and out the udder

 

[adidan]

South England has gone down hill, first the Gimp man of Essex and now the Cow shed creep of Dorset

Would fit in in NZ

Invercargill's pool pooper remains at large

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

He went to McDonald's and ordered a McSlurry.

 

[Haggisman]

How dairy!

 

[hornetstinger]

Interesting, cows are pretty tall so he must have stood on something to do this.

And you know this how?

 

[d_brennen]

And you know this how?

It's obvious to anyone who's humped a sheep, shirley?

 

[potatolord]

He has beef with the farmer.

 

[Hades]

He was only looking for a pat on the back.

 

[iamdjdz]

And you know this how?

I've seen a cow and am not tall enough to fornicate with one without standing on something.