Udderly Unacceptable

[Participant]

If I was that man, I would have plastic surgery, change my identify, and move to the Canadian wilderness where this type of thing is acceptable. How embarrassing.

 

[GreatAuk]

He's really going to catch it at sentencing. Which will be a first for Liam 'butterfingers' Brown!

 

[MatsyLR]

I've seen a cow and am not tall enough to fornicate with one without standing on something.

Have you tried?

 

[iamdjdz]

Have you tried?

No, it just looks a bit high, have you?

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

He'll be the cow in prison.

E: unless he gets comMOOnity service

 

[fez]

I can't even make a joke on this one.. His face is in the article too!

#MooToo ?

 

[Participant]

No, it just looks a bit high

The drugs numb the pain, don't judge

 

[Diddums]

World's worst Welshman.

 

[wolfie138]

was it consentual?

 

[the shadow]

was it consentual?

She was more of a grazer

 

[Hawk Tuah]

Damn, that's pretty nasty.

Brown, of Grosvenor Gardens, Bournemouth, was addressed by the magistrates who said: 'It is going to crown court because the offences are so serious it is possible you need greater punishment than we can give.'

Oh, you can guarantee - his punishment is bigger than anything the courts can give. I wouldn't be surprised if he commits suicide following this.

 

[Mysterae_]

If he's a good boy in prison he may get a wee calf of his sentence.

 

[Jokester]

#mecoo

 

[Sankari]

I cant imagine consent was foremost in this young mans mind.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...spicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

Bad day for the bloke. He could pass for a reasonable Di Caprio impersonator too so all is not lost.

What in the— Oh, it's Dorset. I'm no longer surprised.

 

[Efour]

Jesus Christmas....

And multiple pictures of him in the article, if it wasn't bad enough....

Ok excuse me......

LoooooooooioooooooooooooooL

Ok thanks.

 

[Minusorange]

causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal

So this was a pet cow and not a dairy or meat cow ?

 

[RevBillyG]

Did he take it out for dinner and a moo-vie first?

 

[the shadow]

More Nutters

Two people arrested after swastikas were carved into two pigeons

The birds were found with the offensive symbol on St Neots' High Street in Cambridgeshire. Police were called out to the incident last Tuesday and have since arrested a woman, 21, and man, 23.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Mysterae_]

This lad must have just finished Hugh Heffer's last book.

 

[seth1969]

He put his foot & mouth in to that one.
Brings a new meaning to cheese burger.