Umbrellas are now illegal!

[Mickie]

He has no chance, he has not mentioned that some of the policemen are black,gay or immigrants.

the thread title should have read "Gay black immigrant police man claims umbrellas are now illegal"

 

[Stretch]

I've always suspected those pesky umbrella owner people.

 

[Energize]

Sounds like something Labour would do to be honest.

 

[edscdk]

Umbrellas give you cancer too.

Some cancers also give you umbrellas

 

[SexyGreyFox]

An umbrella ate my hamster

 

[Cosimo]

An umbrella ate my hamster

I want one of those.

 

[hlxbravo]

Did you know they actually let an illegal immigrant stay in this country cos he claimed to own an umbrella....totally backing up his claim that he is doing all he can to adapt to our way of life !

 

[petemyster]

I feel baited and violated

 

[Cosimo]

I feel baited and violated

They should lock that umbrella away.

 

[danbt]

Theres no way they can make something like umbrellas illegal lol. Thats like some medieval law.

 

[CmJared]

What does dailymail have against black people? they do go on about illegal immigrants and Muslim extremists but not blacks specifically.

 

[Feek]

Umbrella's are gay anyway.

Who would honestly be seen walking around with an unbrella?

People who would rather be dry than wet. What a stupid thing to say, really

 

[ikillbears]

this is a bit of a far out one and my only source of information would be the film JFK where the informant states that ' we would never let a man open an umbrella along the route ' or something along those lines. perhaps a security measure ? as you could conceal something behind it and go boom boom bang bang if you weren't holding it in the correct fashion. like i said, maybe a reach

 

[gillywibble]

What about midgets?

 

[Evilsod]

What about midgets?

They have no need for an umbrella, they can dodgy between the rain drops, duh