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who uses one?

can i get a poll please, mods with the options below?

yes, i use an umbrella because i don't like getting wet
no, i don't use an umbrella because i am a man
 
Where's the I use a golfing Umbrella to "fend off the Riff Raff when travelling to the gentleman's club" option?
 
I have one but I have never used an umbrella I love the rain.

Only reason I have one is because I went to F1 Williams many moons ago and was given one on a tour :).
 
Last Umbrella I purchased from a street seller in New York, it broke pretty quickly.
 
Every umbrella I've used has eventually broken due to the sodding wind. So instead I wear a hood and look completely ridiculous :o
 
Heh I moved to Chester for a couple of years; one of my work chums purchased an umbrella, he couldn't understand why I kept asking him why he purchased it and laughing.

He thought I was strange for not using one, then again he was a little precious, you know the sort who would kiss and cuddle prostitutes.

OH, come to think of it he came out of the closet!
 
Don't generally use one as I have a small waterproof jacket in my work bag, however if you have a lady with you it's always handy to bring one along so they don't get wet, well at least not from precipitation ;)
 
Yes, I use one sometimes, and I am a man. No, I'm not gay, dumbasses. Frankly, I'm baffled by some of the things people associate with being gay. Are umbrellas big in the gay community? Get a life.

I do think umbrellas are by and large utter crap, though. Come on, this is 2011! Why do they still break all the damn time? Surely we can design a better one.
 
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