Until the day I die.

ell, a woman who'll kiss on the very first date
Is usually a hussy
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out
Is anything but fussy
But a woman who'll wait till the third time around
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground
She's the girl he's glad he's found
She's his Shipoopi

Shipoopi! Shipoopi, Shipoopi
The girl who's hard to get!
Shipoopi. Shipoopi, Shipoopi
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain
Then you walk around twice and make for certain
Once more in the flower garden
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon

Do re me fa so la si
Do si la sol fa mi re do

Squeeze her once, when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
She will never get sore on her way to supper

Do re me fa sol la si
Do si do

Now little ol' Sal was a no-gal
As anyone could see
Lookit her now, she's a go-gal
Who only goes for me

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
She will never get sore on her way to supper

Do re me fa sol la si
Do si do

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi
The girl who's hard to get
Shipoopi. Shipoopi, Shipoopi
But you can win her yet

Shipoopi
 
Marzipan Poem

Sick. Disgusting marzipan
The devil's semen
In solidified form
Eat it, not
Dog! Dog!
Melon!
 
Marmitathon

Oh Marmite
Like a shining far.. light
shining with a moderate bright.. ness
making life anti lifeless
bend your knees
shake your antifreeze
now dance..
 
I'd like to see a high-earning band squeeze in the line 'Absorbent and yellow and porous is he'. :D

Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye Captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-Aye Captain!!
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.
 
Captain Planet......BY PHIL COLLINs!!

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"
 
Rich1988 said:
little bo peep
sat on her sheep
eating her donna kebab
along came a chav
and stabbed her in the groin

I feel your pain, what your really saying is how society forces those who dont want to conform through societising them. Pah, conformists.
 
Mic said:
.............Jingle bells
Batman smell, robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost a wheel
And the joker got away!
HEY!
The funniest parody of this was on Spongebob squarepants... never laughed so much at a cartoon!

"Jingle Bells,
Mermaid Man smells,
Barnacle Boy laid an egg,
the Invisible Boat Mobile lost a wheel
and the Automic Flounder got away."
 
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