Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Dimi

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Found this on Google+ :D

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
--Desperate***

Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Good Luck! Tech Support
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id seen it before, but still made me laugh!

might want to edit your post though OP..

Dont want people finding out you use google+.
 
Ha, hadn't seen this before, though that's no real surprise.

I'll forward it on, though I'll be expecting to get "Older than when Jesus was a baby" in response.
 
[FnG]magnolia;23049059 said:
Yes! It was dire, wasn't it?

I remember everything being double spaced although that could have been my own effort to make all my essays seem bigger and better than they actually were.
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I just remember emailing essays to tutors that they couldnt open, and them saying "have you got microsoft word" and the blank staers when i said "no, wordperfect"
 
Natwee said:
I just remember emailing essays to tutors that they couldnt open, and them saying "have you got microsoft word" and the blank staers when i said "no, wordperfect"
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I was going out with a dreadful girl at the time (she studied 'The Arts' not 'Art', Jesus Christ) who insisted that I do all my work on the Macs which only that Department had access to at the time.

I took great and laboured delight into converting all of my Mac nonsense into WordPerfect nonsense.

We didn't last.
 
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