Urgh, salesmen

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I just had to share this cus it makes me so angry! :mad:

I work for Logitech and had an old man in his 70's phoning in a few weeks ago, explaining he's got some troubles with his Squeezebox Boom (for you who aren't familiar with squeezeboxes, they are basically a pretty advanced network music player/manager). I ask him what his problem is and he told me all he wanted was to listen to foreign radio stations and that the salesman in the store he went to told him the ONLY way to do so is to buy a £199 squeezebox :mad::confused:
wtf!?
But this isn't the end of the story. He then told me that he couldn't get it working so he went back to the store and the same salesman explained to him that he need a computer in order to use the squeezebox. So he is selling the old man a brand new laptop. The man comes home with his laptop, tries to set up the laptop and doesn't know how anything works. Again he went back to the store, and they tell him he need an internet connection in order for the squeezebox to work. So the man (who by the way doesn't even have a phone line) went home and managed to sort out a phone/internet package.
So now he's sitting there, with a brand new squeezebox, a brand new laptop, brand new phone line and brand new internet with a brand new router, and now he is on the phone with me, asking me how to set all these things up. I didn't know what to say to him. He had obviously been ripped off by the salesmen.
I don't understand what they (the salesmen) were thinking! (sales targets, probably...).
So now I have the man on the phone, desperate to listen to foreign radio stations. All I could say to the old man was the truth. I told him he had been ripped off and that he should return everything and talk to the store manager. He sounded a bit shocked but said he was gonna follow my advice. I haven't heard from him since then.
I have heard and seen salesmen selling the most obscure things to people but this must be the worst I've seen so far!!! :mad::mad::mad:
 
This must have been some sort of highstreet store then. I've heard some staff in these give some truly awful advice, perhaps they know better, perhaps they don't.

You did the right thing.
 
Poor old chap :(

Hope he listens to your advice Catface


//calls Logitech support shouting "I hate vans!"
 
I think I read on here about another salesman that sold an old woman a 'computer', she called a computer support line and it turned out to be a microwave!
 
oh god, I hate knowing things like this still happen, the salesperson is probably laughing his ass off :/ utter ****
 
Just roll up some newspaper and smack 'em around the head.

Bad Salesman, bad! *twok*

I think if that doesn't work, you'll need to rub their face in a few bad sales.
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
:eek:
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Cool story, bro.
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Your profile image has gone to your head. You mudda *****, you!!!
 
You should have sold him Geek Squad support, he seems ripe for the picking.

I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

He's an old man! He will probably be dead by the time he comes out of his coma.
 
:D

Joking aside, can you listen to foreign radio stations without the internet?

Not sure. I'm sure you can, but the easiest way would ofc just to stream it online. Which is what I would have explained to the man if I was the salesman, only difference is I would also explain to him it could be a bit tricky to sort out if you don't have any computer experience!
What happened to good honest people these days? :(

@ Bledd: Groovey. :D
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

lolz :D
 
You should have sold him Geek Squad support, he seems ripe for the picking.

Poor old bloke didn't even get to discover what the internet is really for. For all we know, a bit of heart-racing exercise could do him a world of good.

What if returning this equipment now means that the old man never gets to get the blood pumping again and as such becomes very unhealthy and dies? You've killed him OP, I hope you're proud!
 
I hope the old man calls the salesman up and says:

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the store, and walk in and see you, and, um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your ****in' head wide open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, _hopefully_ you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again, 'cause I'm ****in' stupid, I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Is he Platiunum87 in disguise?
 
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