USB - The spawn of satan?

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Yay more anti-Christian propaganda

'Evangelical Christians' sounds reasonable but its absolutely meaningless. 'The evangelical cult "Paz do Seenhor Amado" ("Peace of the beloved Lord")' is where this story is at.

Please dont drag the rest of us down by these delinquents :p
 
I must be missing something but is Satan ever mentioned in the Bible by name or simply made up afterwards for the sequel that was never released?
 
Well I'm not saying that Satan didn't invent USB but frankly I can't help but admire the industriousness of it all, almost 2,000 years on and not only is the Devil providing us with an easy means of connecting computers but he's also got a nifty line in branding too except now without the crudity of a flame/metal/skin interface. Innovation, you've got to love it.
 
I must be missing something but is Satan ever mentioned in the Bible by name or simply made up afterwards for the sequel that was never released?

You are missing something, and it's not just humility in the face of something you don't know about. He's mentioned by name 47 times in the NIV. He's referred to by other names as well, but I'm not in a hurry to search by every synonym.
 
You are missing something, and it's not just humility in the face of something you don't know about. He's mentioned by name 47 times in the NIV. He's referred to by other names as well, but I'm not in a hurry to search by every synonym.

Have a nice day Mr Angry, I'd suggest you knock one out to calm down but that's probably a sin.

When you show humility to humans, I'll show humility to paper.
 
Reading this thread makes me feel less embarrassed about not being able to plug USB devices in correctly. I thought I was the only one...

Attempt to plug USB device in, doesn't fit... Turn over, doesn't fit... Turn back over, doesn't fit. Look at port and device... Plug in. :(

Fair play to Satan though, USB devices are extremely handy. And with USB3 out now, one of the only downsides (speed) is gone. I applaud his good work.
What has God ever given us? Certainly nothing that could stand up to this most useful universal computer interface. [/blasphemy]
 
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