Useful things to know in life

semi-pro waster said:
"Judge not lest ye be judged" - the choice of the third word is quite important here, in using "unless" it suggests that you're fine to judge others if you yourself have been judged which is close to diametrically opposed to what the intended meaning should convey i.e. that you should not be judging anyone. It is a good piece of advice though.
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Thanks for clearing that up, it does make much more sense now. :)
 
The other line always moves faster.


In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.


If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.


Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre.


The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.


When a broken appliance or automobile is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.


Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.


In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
 
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.


Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.


Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.


If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.


In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
 
Life exits to live. Teach your kids how to live life and make the most of it, as they will theirs.

Experience trumps enthusiasm. However to get experience you need the enthusiasm to push you forward and to keep you sane through the mistakes.

Love. And never be afraid of loving with everything you have.

Fear nothing, what does not kill you only makes you stronger.

One thing to kill a company, a project, a product, a relationship quicker than anything in this world is lack of communication.

Never stop learning. It keeps your mind subtle and open to new ideas or directions in life. If you're logical, learn an art. If you're an artist learn logic. The harder it is and the more uncomfortable it is the more it's expanding your mind.

Exercise. It will stop you being tired and increase your drive in life.
 
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If you drive a big-ass 'luxury' 4x4 people don't think you look cool, they think you look like an ****hole :D Rude-boy alloys only make them look worse and you prove them right by parking badly.

Use less petrol, your grandkids will thank you.
 
Don't ring 999 without knowing where you are and know that we don't have an Ambulance within 2 minutes of everywhere!

More of a rant :D
 
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