Soldato
If the chance of a bunk up ever arose, then it'd be rude to refuse. Purely for research of course.
Valeria Lukyanova, dubbed the ‘Human Barbie’
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We all love some good hard research
Man of Honour
I would totally hit that up, no problem
Soldato
Sometimes we have to make certain sacrifices in the name of science.
Caporegime
Nope, not my sort of thing at all.
Picture of Ken !
When Human Ken, an American whose real name is Justin Jedlica, met Human Barbie, it didn't go exactly as planned. There was no ride in a Beach Cruiser™. No steamy night in the dollhouse. Instead, Justin, 33, a self-described "housewife" who attained his look through 140 procedures, compared Valeria to a "drag queen."
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So how do you and Valeria know each other?
We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl.
But you're not a fan?
I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She's an illusionist.
You've certainly had more surgeries. What's your favorite one?
My baby is my shoulders, because nobody has anything like them. I divided these so there's six pieces—front, middle, and back. Just like the actual anatomy.
You divided them?
I'm working with a silicone-fabrication company to do an artistic muscle-augmentation-implant line. So all the implants I'm paying custom for myself right now, like my shoulders, my quads, my abs, the lats...they'll hopefully be available to plastic surgeons.
And you're happy with the results?
I always wanted to be on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, and you know... I'm kind of famous and I'm kind of rich.
When Human Ken, an American whose real name is Justin Jedlica, met Human Barbie, it didn't go exactly as planned. There was no ride in a Beach Cruiser™. No steamy night in the dollhouse. Instead, Justin, 33, a self-described "housewife" who attained his look through 140 procedures, compared Valeria to a "drag queen."
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So how do you and Valeria know each other?
We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl.
But you're not a fan?
I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She's an illusionist.
You've certainly had more surgeries. What's your favorite one?
My baby is my shoulders, because nobody has anything like them. I divided these so there's six pieces—front, middle, and back. Just like the actual anatomy.
You divided them?
I'm working with a silicone-fabrication company to do an artistic muscle-augmentation-implant line. So all the implants I'm paying custom for myself right now, like my shoulders, my quads, my abs, the lats...they'll hopefully be available to plastic surgeons.
And you're happy with the results?
I always wanted to be on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, and you know... I'm kind of famous and I'm kind of rich.
Associate
Very strange looking. But definitely still would have a go
Soldato
indeed
Soldato
So she's a sun-eater. I'd love to lock her in an empty greenhouse for a few months and see how that photosynthesis thing works out for her.
Caporegime
Read the title and my immediate thought was her homemade video was quite good but after looking at the state of her I can gladly say I've never fapped to that.
Man of Honour
Wow, a thread about a girl putting make up on.
Associate
Its called contouring. Its done with make up. The same reason her eyes look massive. She has seriously good make up skills.
I'm sure I read somewhere that she corsets so that's why she has the tiny waist.
Human ken is weirder. He now can't look like that cos of all his surgery. He's more plastic than she is and almost certainly has a surgery addiction.
Caporegime
Everyday is cosplay for her.
Soldato
It's on the internet she must look like that in every day life too.
It's not even the first thread about here on these forums? I'm sure there was another about 4-5 years ago
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http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18404538
her waist is normal size and just appears so thin because of her over sized boobs/chicken fillets stuck in a bra.
I think my waist has bigger dips in the side and I'm a bloke
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