Voluptuous and Curvy; a fishy tale

CapitalOne · 29 Apr 2023 at 07:36

Elite tier suburbs, radio 4, Puglia…..where do you keep your Brie Wheel? Pantry?

eta, to catch her, double red maggot with a method feeder.

Trifid · 29 Apr 2023 at 07:39

Whitewater said:
That bottom doesn’t belong on a fish.

Is this a pickup line? Let us know how successful you are with it.

azazl187 · 29 Apr 2023 at 08:14

It was created by a collage. It's the youth of today I'm afraid. Just look at what kids are exposed to in every type of media available to them.

It's no surprise to me that the naked "mermaid" looks like that.

dave28 · 29 Apr 2023 at 08:20

looks very amateurish to me

Whitewater · 29 Apr 2023 at 08:53

Dis86 said:
Is it causing confusing feelings within you?

No, nothing like that. It’s just weird, not fish-like at all. A human bottom invading the fish half. A superfluous pair of glutes.

gingergundog · 29 Apr 2023 at 09:13

Things have certainly moved on since The Little Mermaid

Megahurtz400 · 29 Apr 2023 at 09:18

Elbows too pointy. 2/10. Would not bang.

Terminal_Boy · 29 Apr 2023 at 09:18

I love a fish supper, me!

jpaul · 29 Apr 2023 at 09:47

Thought it was an ironic, sad, take, on BBL & implants - maybe taken with a fish-eye lense too

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 29 Apr 2023 at 09:51

Tuppy_Glossop said:
Not the prettiest face.

Your not supposed to be looking at the face

Tuppy_Glossop · 29 Apr 2023 at 10:39

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior said:
Your not supposed to be looking at the face

I was looking for some hint of emotion that the artist wants to convey, but found none. The Scottish one pictured above also lacks emotion. The Little Mermaid statue, however, exudes disarming pathos, which is a large part of the story that inspired the statue.

Do I need my jacket?

m@rty · 29 Apr 2023 at 10:42

@IronWarrior does this do it for you?

Chuk_Chuk · 29 Apr 2023 at 10:42

Side note, why is the picture quality so poor? There is no excuse in this day and age.

Zatoichi.uK · 29 Apr 2023 at 10:42

Would smash. A hell of a story.

Uther · 29 Apr 2023 at 10:44

throwaway4372 said:
I think it looks rubbish. Should have kept their money.

Better than some of the so called 'art' crap you see on occasion, that costs £lol

Mr Jack · 29 Apr 2023 at 12:01

Very poor grasp of mermaid physiology, tbh.

Dis86 · 29 Apr 2023 at 12:10

Mr Jack said:
Very poor grasp of mermaid physiology, tbh.

Oh I dunno, could get a good grasp of her physiology.

Pawnless Endgame · 29 Apr 2023 at 13:04

You fellas know what they say on dating sites eh. PoF - Plenty of Fish :-)

adidan · 29 Apr 2023 at 13:07

Not a fan of bodyshaming

Uther · 29 Apr 2023 at 13:19

CapitalOne said:
Brie Wheel

Don't pretend you don't have one.