Wait for me..

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Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye.

After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu's answer was: "Our house is very small miss.

Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed.

Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?'

Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."

So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again.

"My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?"

He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?... and I shut up and kept dead still.

Then my father and my mother started moving at the same time, Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing"

Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'

Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so i said 'Wait for me...'
 
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To be honest, that teacher sounds like an idiot. They should have called the social services much, much sooner.
 
Attempt at making something of this thread.


Little johnny comes home from school & asks if he can go out to play.

No Son you have to have tea & a bath before you go out you know that.

So whilst in the bath with Ma Johnny looks down at her flange box & says Ere Ma what's that then.

Startled she says O that's my Sponge Johnny.

Well he's only 5 so that soon shuts him up.

That night Ma & Pa are playing a few love games with the Bic razor & some Serious Trimmage goes on.

Next day Johnny comes home from school, Ma can i go out to play.

No Johnny you know you have to have Tea & a bath first so they go off up for a bath.

Johnny looks down & says Ere Ma where's your Sponge gone ?

Quick thinking she says I don't know Johnny I've gone & lost it.

O says Johnny gets himself dry & dressed & shoots out to play.

About 20 minutes later Johnny comes steaming in the back door,

MUMMY MUMMY

Wasssup Johnny

I've found your Sponge.

O yer Johnny Where's that then ?

That Lady next door is washing Dads face with it. :eek: + :D

My Fave joke of All time. :cool:
 
Frank decides to get into bee keeping, so he goes down to his local pet shop and asks the shop keeper for 10 bees.

"Sure" The shopkeeper says and runs off into the back. After about 10 minutes he comes back with a cardboard box which he gives to Frank.

Frank looks in the box and exclaims "There are 11 bees here and I only asked for 10!"

Shopkeeper replies "Ah yes the 11th is a freebee" ;)

*Stelly quickly leaves*

Stelly
 
Stelly said:
Frank decides to get into bee keeping, so he goes down to his local pet shop and asks the shop keeper for 10 bees.

"Sure" The shopkeeper says and runs off into the back. After about 10 minutes he comes back with a cardboard box which he gives to Frank.

Frank looks in the box and exclaims "There are 11 bees here and I only asked for 10!"

Shopkeeper replies "Ah yes the 11th is a freebee" ;)

*Stelly quickly leaves*

Stelly
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I liked it stelly.....

One you can tell to your kids :D
 
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