Wake up call

nex20 · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:32

Maybe it was his way of telling you he's your dad...

AtlanticP · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:32

Evangelion said:
He started to integrate you?

definitely laws against that :eek:

Knubje · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:35

Wait, wait, wait.

So your mum is awake at ridiculous 'o' clock and the milk man also appears to be present in your house...the excuse... some guy who doesn't even slightly resemble you...has ****ed off with his milk...

...I'd start digging deeper as clearly your mum is nailing him!

Cosimo · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:35

The milkman delivers to your mum, and gives her some milk.

Solari · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:35

mleanz1 said:
At the door was the milkman asking if id stolen his milk. On saying no he began to integrate me.

Code:

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*Moangroan* · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:39

Tell him you admit it and you where a clip-on pony tail on nigths out. Then tell him to FO.

mrk · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:40

mleanz1 said:
integrate

So the milkman shagged you?

Quite weird if you ask me.

Ewanb75 · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:41

doofer said:
Sounds to me like there's a Humphrey about!!! (High-fives all the older members who know what I'm on about )

Humphrey??

Or this Humphrey!!

Azza · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:42

Ekim said:
This morning, my alarm clock went off. Then I got dressed, and then I went to work.

Actually more interesting that mleanz1's story.

richyb_safc · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:46

lol dvdbu.....

wow! thanks...

Ekim · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:47

Azza said:
Actually more interesting that mleanz1's story.

I didn't give you all the details either, my alarm clock is actually also my phone. I had a shower between getting dressed and getting out of bed and then used the tube to get to work.

Skidder · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:48

I was just thinking how utterly dull and uninspiring today had been but having read the OP's "story" I realise that my life is thrilling beyond any measure. Thank you so much for giving me this boost.

platypus · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:49

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Pixel · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:54

Azza · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:56

Ekim said:
I didn't give you all the details either, my alarm clock is actually also my phone. I had a shower between getting dressed and getting out of bed and then used the tube to get to work.

Woah!

Interesting information over load. A shower, using the tube and a mobile alarm very exciting and interesting.

tomoW1 · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:57

mleanz1 said:
I got back around half 12... He said he saw the thief running on are drive around the time i got back.

What* was the milkan doing at your house at 12:30?

*read, "Who"

I was also deeply disappointed that the "wake up call" was literally just that, and not a metaphorical wake up call of enlightenment about your drunken ways.

Helios1234 · 17 Apr 2009 at 15:59

mleanz1 said:
On saying no he began to integrate me.

Shame he couldn't differentiate you from the actual person.

platypus · 17 Apr 2009 at 16:03

Ekim said:
I didn't give you all the details either, my alarm clock is actually also my phone. I had a shower between getting dressed and getting out of bed and then used the tube to get to work.

I hope you wore a safety vest.

jimmyt1988 · 17 Apr 2009 at 16:06

Quote:
Originally Posted by mleanz1 View Post
On saying no he began to integrate me.
Shame he couldn't differentiate you from the actual person.

LOLLLL .. Integrate... WAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA.

JBuk · 17 Apr 2009 at 16:09

mleanz1 said:
Ok so i went out drinking last night with a few friends. I got back around half 12 after being dropped off my a mate. This morning at around 7am the door bell rang and my mother answered the door. I was starting to get back off too sleep when she came in the room and said can you come down stairs. At the door was the milkman asking if id stolen his milk. On saying no he began to integrate me. He said he saw the thief running on are drive around the time i got back. When he was describing the bloke who stole his milk he said he had a pony tail. Now Ive got short hair which last night was spiked up. He also said that its been happening continuously over the last six weeks. When he told me this i said how I live at Uni and hadn't been her over the last six weeks. However he continued to question me about how i got home. Which way i walked. Who i was with. Not the nicest wake up call after a night out.

I would have said nothing, shut the door then went back to bed

Really , who could be arsed being interogated by a milkman of all people so early in the morning after a skinfull the night before ? (apart from the op obviously)