Wannabe Hard Men on The Road

Fr0dders · 6 Apr 2006 at 21:56

Tonight on the way home i got rather nirked by some kid on a scooter who was having great fun cutting every1 up on the road, zipping in and out of lanes etc... but when i overtook him cos his scooter tops out at 30, took it rather personal.

The loser only followed me home. He stopped and started having a go, we exchanged words and i started to walk away. He then said to me "dont you walk away". I said to him "or what, you gonna take your helmet off and come off your bike and come over here and start the fight or what. You've followed me all the way home so come and get some". At which point he then drove off giving me the finger.

Its stupid kids like this that really annoy me. First of all he taken getting overtaken way too personal, comes looking for a fight, then when i give him one rides off. Why bother following me at all ?

Firestar_3x · 6 Apr 2006 at 21:58

If i knew he was following me i wouldn't have driven home tbh, i would have found a 40mph road instead, LOL!

penski · 6 Apr 2006 at 21:59

I'd have ran him over.

Repeatedly.

Then scream at his corpse for effect.

*n

Rilot · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:03

I would have thought driving home wasn't the wisest thing you could have done. Just make sure your car is well secured tonight.

Fr0dders · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:04

Firestar_3x said:
If i knew he was following me i wouldn't have driven home tbh, i would have found a 40mph road instead, LOL!

i overtook him on the 40 road on the way home, was only about a mile from home when it happened. but he came riding down the estate looking for me as i was walking up my street.

he was out of sight when i turned into my estate so had no idea he was gonna come looking.

Fr0dders · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:09

Rilot said:
I would have thought driving home wasn't the wisest thing you could have done. Just make sure your car is well secured tonight.

well theres nothing of value at all in the car, most valuable thing in there is the child seat. CD player is built into the dash so cant be nicked.

Tbh unless hes a master thief and can get round electronic engine immobilsation (which the Autocar "expert" couldnt in 5 minutes of trying) then the most hes gonna be able to do is smash the windows which is a £50 glass excess.

penski · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:14

MrLOL said:
Tbh unless hes a master thief and can get round electronic engine immobilsation (which the Autocar "expert" couldnt in 5 minutes of trying) then the most hes gonna be able to do is smash the windows which is a £50 glass excess.

...And then set fire to it...

*n

Luke15 · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:17

I remeber once with my dad on the motorway. We overtook a golf gti, with about 4 kids in. They gave us the fingers and overtook us. Then we overtook them at high speed

. Then stopped at a service station. They appeared from no where :confused:

and shouted kraut and other carp like that.

Total *******.

Enfield · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:18

Sounds like there's more to the story than you're letting on...

Fr0dders · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:26

nope

i really did only overtake him. First thing he said to me when he pulled up was "You enjoy cutting me up back there?" to which i replyed "yes i did thanks". I mean he was on a scooter, how on earth do you cut up a scooter anyway, they take up so little space on the road., i could almost have overtaken him without crossing the white line if he hadnt have been in the centre of the road.

and his acceleration comming off the roundabout was that slow, even my sluggish picasso overtook him with ease.

Elitejungalist · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:28

What a nob jockey.

You should have ran him over.

Fr0dders · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:30

Elitejungalist said:
What a nob jockey.

You should have ran him over.

unfortunately id got out of my car, locked it and was heading up my cul de sac by the time he arrived.

Morba · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:46

should have went over to him, see how quick he tries to get away.

if he doesnt, just kick him over (shouldnt take much)

Firestar_3x · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:49

Shame you didn't have a stick, i would have poked it in his front wheel, then used his own bike to ride over him.

Siliconslave · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:51

now see i woulda beaten him to death with me keyboard

Some people just get so narked for no reason on the roads, tis crazy. I tend to laugh it off and wave at them (which admitidly doesn't really help half the time....)

Firestar_3x · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:53

Siliconslave said:
now see i woulda beaten him to death with me keyboard

A true warrior through and through!

FakeSnake · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:55

Hard men???
there are plenty of them, you just have to make the judgement...are you 'harder'? and can you seriously cope with the concequenses

.SJ · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:56

Morba · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:56

Siliconslave said:
now see i woulda beaten him to death with me keyboard

Some people just get so narked for no reason on the roads, tis crazy. I tend to laugh it off and wave at them (which admitidly doesn't really help half the time....)

wave and blow kisses

i used to wind people up like that playing rugby!

Conanius · 6 Apr 2006 at 22:57

Siliconslave said:
now see i woulda beaten him to death with me keyboard

Some people just get so narked for no reason on the roads, tis crazy. I tend to laugh it off and wave at them (which admitidly doesn't really help half the time....)

kind of like what I do at football.. I play ina few leagues, and some people take being tackled by someone a foot or so shorter, and about 6 stone lighter than them quite personally....

theres nothing funnier than the laughing of your whole time at someone when you blow them a kiss after they have finished their rant and walk away from them