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1CE said:
Don't you usually lock your doors anyway after filling up?
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No, not having RCL makes that a pain, and I've never seen a need to do it. Take my phone, wallet and keys with me to the checkout, so nothing worthwhile in the car.

And to the OP, what a sucker for spam emails!

As soon as I started to read it I just thought of that one about the bloke hiding behind the seat with a knife, exactly the same intro to the story. :rolleyes:

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It's good advice to lock your car when you're driving it around. Well mine seems to think so, it does it on its own... is it trying to kidnapificate me?
 
This is the LAST thing you'd want to tell a girl ffs. Are these people retarded?

Lets see how many women get stranded with no petrol in the middle of nowhere as they're too scared to fill up now from this....
 
I also heard that if you dont send this email to at least 20 people, the young girl who was in the patrol sstation will turn up in the night and kill you?
 
Thanks - I passed this to an asian colleague and he thanked me, in return he warned me to stay away from London on the 3rd of February ....
 
Jono said:
kidnapificate
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:D Well i liked it.

By the way if some Dude told the old bill he was in the car to kidnap a Doris to go rape her with is Gang then he would be charged with Attempted Kidnapping & Remanded in Custody. Just a small point a :p

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam SPAM Wonderful spam :)
 
psalliss said:
load of rubbish for a start the Police cant charge for tresspassing as its a civil offence and not criminal
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Well generally speaking yes, although Section 63 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 states:

Trespass with intent to commit a sexual offence:

(1) A person commits an offence if–

(a) he is a trespasser on any premises,

(b) he intends to commit a relevant sexual offence on the premises, and

(c) he knows that, or is reckless as to whether, he is a trespasser.

(2) In this section–
“premises” includes a structure or part of a structure;
“relevant sexual offence” has the same meaning as in section 62;
“structure” includes a tent, vehicle or vessel or other temporary or movable structure.

(3) A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable–

(a) on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both;

(b) on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 10 years.
 
denby said:
'Don't pay for your petrol yet.....walk around the store for a while and act as if you're picking up some other things to buy.
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nothing more than a fiendish plot by the forecourt supermarket retailers to sell more stale ginsters *nods* :)
 
id love it if someone tried to hijack my car. id floor it from the petrol station and cane the rods off it, hard and sideways on all roundabouts. the muppet in the back (without seats, let alone a seatbelt) would have multiple broken bones for certain.

gutted hahahaah
 
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