Wash your hands, man!

Narj

Narj

Narj

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Seriously, what is up with some people not washing their hands after going to the bog?

The other day I was in a public bog and said "after you" to a bloke so he could use the basin first and he said "nah mate, just want to get past you". :confused:

GOD, MAN, YOU HAVE JUST HAD YOUR HANDS AROUND YOUR JUNK AND MAY HAVE WEE ON THEM! :mad:

So bear in mind that when you are shaking people's hands, you may be getting a bit more than you'd bargained for. The amount of people who just walk out (even from the cubicles) is gross. :p

</hungover rant>
 
simulatorman said:
Just don't shake hands with the unemployed and you'll be safe. :p
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It's not just the unemployed though. I used to share office space with a law firm and the head office of a restaurant chain. I couldn't believe that a couple of their staff did a number 2 and not wash their hands, which is far worse.

It's not even just about shaking hands either, you usually have to touch the same doors and stuff to get out.
 
L0rdMike said:
Dont know how you go but I have never done that. :p
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Considering the fact that some people can't even manage to wee in the bowl, it's hardly a shock. Also, splashback - have you ever used a urinal whilst wearing shorts? It mentally scarred me. :(
 
I personally don't wee on my hands.

Washing your hands because you've touched your penis isn't necessary - there's nothing special about that area (assuming it's clean) that compels us to wash our hands.

However what is important is washing our hands several times a day, and it happens that going for a jimmy riddle is a good time to do it.

I'll wash my hands any time I go for a slash (or a number 2 obviously) and also before I eat, or also if I've not washed my hands for a while.
 
when i was down the pub with a few mates the other week, one of my mates came back from the toilets complaining of a guy doing a power pee, spraying him in the process :eek:
 
Just out of interest here how are defining hand washing here, just a quick rinse under the tap, a bar of soap and a scrubbing brush, some antibacterial soap / hand wash, or some crazy OCD surgical grade hand washing set up?
 
Fire_fly said:
Just out of interest here how are defining hand washing here, just a quick rinse under the tap, a bar of soap and a scrubbing brush, some antibacterial soap / hand wash, or some crazy OCD surgical grade hand washing set up?
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You've now hit on my thing... :)

I wash my hands properly - just soap and water, but I wash them like you're supposed to. I can't fathom people who wet their hands and leave, as if it's in any way better than not washing their hands. No soap, just a bit of water and out. Why?
 
If I've taken a slosh, I'll give my hands a quick rinse provided there's a basin free, but I won't wait for one. Assuming you have showered that day, your penis won't be any dirtier than the rest of you (and far cleaner than the door handle that you will grasp on your way out of the toilet).
 
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