washer not drying

bitslice · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:03

A "girl" with dubious language skills, looking for advice on washing machines, creates an account on an overclocking forum?

Normally this would be suspect, but I think our collective genius regarding the domestic white goods market is no longer a forum secret - our transformation into Mumsnet v2 is almost complete.

Sin_Chase · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:34

kathyxx said:
hey , my washing machine is not drying well clothes.

Fuzz · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:37

A tin of SPAM will get it dry.. Wash it in SPAM first though

bitslice · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:41

Blind we are, if creation of this clone army we could not see.

Skeeter · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:47

If this is a spam bot, why the hell would you spam that, and not some advert or something?

If this is a real person, just why the hell.

dfarrall · 21 Mar 2013 at 23:51

I like trains...

Sin_Chase · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:00

Skeeter said:
If this is a spam bot, why the hell would you spam that, and not some advert or something?

If this is a real person, just why the hell.

Access to the Members Market, one white goods post at a time.

arknor · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:16

My dryer not well wash my laminate flooring.
wood has shrunk? is it bronken ?

Should I call 5ub and have him perform exorcism ? I maybe haribo demon inside dryer?

Liquiduk · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:19

My thumb looks unusually big tonight

arknor · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:20

Liquiduk said:
My thumb looks unusually big tonight

http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423

Maybe it absorbed part of someones penis ?

Liquiduk · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:22

arknor said:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423

Maybe it absorbed part of someones penis ?

I nearly clicked this then I realised I am across the work vpn - You swine!

arknor · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:24

Liquiduk said:
I nearly clicked this then I realised I am across the work vpn - You swine!

It's only a reuters news article they are a legit news source
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuters

The article is titled "Penis theft panic hits city.."

Liquiduk · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:26

I will never look at my thumb the same.. ever

LeeUK · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:30

Washing machine repair men are a waste of time. When mine broke, I phoned 5 out of the local paper/yellow pages. They all either didn't turn up when they said they would, or made up stories about X manufacture parts being expensive when actually they could be found cheap online. Total waste of time. Either fix yourself or buy new.

bitslice · 22 Mar 2013 at 00:55

Skeeter said:
If this is a spam bot, why the hell would you spam that, and not some advert or something?.

They do it to blend in (or so they imagine

)
After a couple of posts they add in the spam links or product names.

After twenty years, spammers still haven't hired someone from the West to write their posting scripts, they still insist on trying to do it themselves and continue to fail as a result. Imagine trying to spot them if they used proper grammar :eek:

Cupra · 22 Mar 2013 at 02:17

Spamidoodledo.

Destination · 22 Mar 2013 at 08:54

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Lololol, the idocy of the uneducated masses

RoboCod · 22 Mar 2013 at 09:25

Ditch the combi, buy separate washing machine and dryer.

gillywibble · 22 Mar 2013 at 09:38

Captain Planet said:
Ditch the combi, buy separate washing machine and dryer.

Then post a thread about the dryer not washing.

div0 · 22 Mar 2013 at 09:58

Adjust the spin speed to warp 4.